Strawberryland Names

"Baby Needs A Name, your wish came true!" Strawberry Shortcake exclaims, slightly stooping to Baby's level as she and her pet Hippo clap their hands rapidly. "You have a pet of your berry own!"

"Yes Strawberry Shortcake, but I have another wish." Baby Needs A Name begins. Strawberry nods in acknowledgement. "I wanna have a name of my berry own, too!" Baby squeals.

"We should give you a name soon, and not leave it open to debate." Strawberry Shortcake says. "Strawberryland is berry sheltered, but it's a big world out there, and others might have berry different opinions about what constitutes an appropriate name."

"I'm not worried." Baby Needs A Name says boldly while shaking her head. "Well I'm just saying..." Strawberry Shortcake begins, but is interrupted by an unexpected visitor.

"Oh, hello Bitch Pudding." Strawberry Shortcake harshly greets her while looking away and folding her arms. "Wassup hoes?" Bitch Pudding says carelessly, then continues to walk towards the fridge as she slides her finger across the kitchen counter. "Ugh." She mumbles disgusted, then proceeds to open the fridge door and grab a strawberry soda. She opens the can and kicks the door shut. As Bitch Pudding decides to leave she gives a sharp glance to Strawberry Shortcake and Baby Needs A Name, spins around, and shuts the door without another word...or so they thought.

"Whew!" Strawberry Shortcake says relived. She goes back to lecturing Baby Needs A Name. "Anyway, I'm sure that one day, someone will give you a name..." Suddenly Bitch Pudding kicks through the window, wood spreading everywhere as she shouts "BLAM!" She then walks over to Baby Needs A Name and begins to yell at her while flicking her off.

"Your name is C*nt Face, you f**king C*nt Face! BLAM! C*nt Face! Blllam, C*nt Face! BLAM! Bitches! Da-da-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bitch Pudding!" She then leaves, only to reach just her hand back through the door and knock down a teapot. Bitch Pudding then officially leaves, without another word.

Strawberry Shortcake, Baby Needs A Name, and the pet Hippo all stood in shock during the entire ordeal. "Ugh! I am so sorry!" Strawberry says embarrassed. "I think she has aspergers or something, but don't take it personally Baby Needs A Name."

Baby then cuts her off. "No-no! Call me C*ntFace!"

THE END

A/N Ok. This was clearly my first story. I guess let me know if I should write more.