The day started off as any other, dying inside. You crawl out of Bakugous cliset in the attic and spider-crawl full speed to the kitchen. You crawl in to the kitchen only to find "BAKUGOU'S DAD?!" You screeech you see Bakugou and his mother hunched over feasting upon his luxuriously thick indented kneecaps. He is dead. The continue to feast when suddenly Bakugou pounces on top of his mother only to feast upon her equally luxurious kneecaps. After watching the many crimes committed you join in happily. And share a good ole fashion kneecap soba. An angry territorial Todoroki leaps through the window "RĘÆÚŒĮÆØÈ!!!!!" He rawrs. He then attacks the No longer hungry Bakubro. "IN THE NAME OF SOBA I KILLETH THE!!!" He screams. The Bakugo then decides he will not accept this fuckery, so he attacks and you join in. You throw him back out the window only for him to ascend to the soba gods. "So you wanna go get something to eat?" You ask.
"Sure doo-doo head!" Bakuhoe replies with a shit eating grin. You decide its best to leave the bodies and clean up later. Once you walk out of the house you run IIDA SPEED to Chipotle. Once you enter the land of feasting you sit down and look at the menu. You decide to both answer thy waiter with "SURPRISE ME MOTHERFUCKER!" The waiter then nods and walks away. A new waiter comes up to you he is wearing a hat, he takes off his hat only to reaveal that it's "GaSp! LEON KUWATA?!" You both shriek with terror. "Scary." Leon says wishing he was a singer. "You are STUPID! Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!" Bakugo becomes Angeree at Leon's choice of words, he then let's out a horrifying yell and then you both bite into his kneecaps. He is dead. And you are no longer allowed to ebter a Chipotle. The bodies of Bakugou's parents were never found.
