Elizabeth: daddy I can't sleep
William: here honey I'll make you your special juice so you can sleep
Elizabeth: yay
*later*
Clara: what the hell is in than
William: it's a Secret
Clara: oh is that so
William: mhm
Clara: hey honey can I have a sip of that
Elizabeth: sure here you go mommy
William: wait no Clara stop
Clara: why
Elizabeth: *turns over and goes to sleep*
Clara: *takes a sip* WILLIAM
William: surprise
Clara: YOU CANT GIVE YOU 8 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER VODKA WITH FOOD COLORING AND CALL IT JUICE
William: well it worked she's out like a light and it wasn't food coloring it was Popsicle juice
Clara: oh yes the two things that you need to give your child to go to sleep vodka and Popsicle juice
William: hey when I was eight I was making crack lines out of pixie stick with my friends
Clara: you shouldn't have been allowed to have kids
William: well you could've stopped me
Clara: I fucking hate you
William: but you love my dick
Clara: WILLIAM
William: it's ok so does Henry
Clara: what
William: oh fuck
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Incorrect fnaf quotes mostly afton's and Emily's
FanfictionJust random fnaf conversations, rants, random head canon's, incorrect quotes, questions, and memes. Mostly afton's and Emily's . Basically William and Henry's crackhead adventures, featuring a lot of cursed shit. You can also ask/dare the difference...
