STAGE 1

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stage 1 was pretty much the same, with joe chinnington being a poop-head good guy and the bullies still being here. except pj berri had the radiohead bear logo on himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i was scared but also happy that he like Radiohead cuz radiohead. then it cut to parappa at first it was good but then his voice started to get out of tone sounding like a robot. then parappa went to the onions dojo and started the raping.

when onion man say things, he sounds American, too American. when we started to rap, the playstaion symbols did not match what was being said, but when I pressed the corresponding symbols on my controller, it said it was correct and rappin' cool! well, I am cool and yeah cool. there was a low distortion sound in the background, well this is a old game so yeah I expected that. then when onion man breaks out of the building when you get the cool mode, parappa just stared blankly with no expression, staring right next to me. right when the rap was beginning to end, it looked like he was trying to say something to me, something, important, but it cut off before he had the chance. when onion man was complemingitng parappa for being gud at raping, parappa had a nervous expression on his face.

when the stage ended, a black screen appeared. i said 'oh come on man! i know this is a old game but comeon work!!" there was a blank cardboard cut out of parappa on the screen and I said "parappa? is that you?" the card bord thing fell on the floor and what was behind it was the real parappa with a big smile on his face. he was looking to the right possibly at someone but his body was facing forward. he held a sign that said "If I smile, can I leave?"

then the scene quickly cut off.

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