Two shades of red (hiroxZerotwo)

The kiss of death

THE NEXT DAY

Zerotwo:Haruhi time to get in the car

Haruhi:ok mom just give me a minute

Zerotwo:i told you, you need to start getting up earlier to be ready in time 

Haruhi:well you know us children need to get a lot of sleep more than you adults

Zerotwo: go tell your father that i bet he'll laugh at those words

Haruhi: know what mom you should spend a day with just him and you you havent seen each other in 12 years

Zerotwo:thats nnot a bad idea thanks honey but you need to get to school come on get in the car

Haruhi:(get in  the car) hey mom

Zerotwo:yes honey

Haruhi:y do you seem so happy lately is it cause dad finally came home

Zerotwo: is it that obvious

Haruhi: yes,and how much fun did you and dad have in the bathroom lastnight

Zerotwo:(blushes) ummmmm shut your mouth 

Haruhi:huh you two are to cute together

Zerotwo shut up, anyways your here get out of my car

Haruhi:wow no good bye see you after school or see you later honey

Zerotwo:well you started it 

Haruhi:well not my fault you feel the need to take a bath with dad

Zerotwo i told you to get out of my car

Haruhi:ok bye mom love you

Zerotwo:see you later love you to

Time skip

(door opens and gets slammed shut)

Hiro:  why such a bad mood

Zerotwo:your daughter is a peace of work

Hiro:don't you mean our daughter

Zerotwo:whatever 

Hiro: It's not like i fucked anyone else

Zerotwo:you had 12 years to find someone to have fun with

Hiro:hold up so your accusing me on cheating on you

Zerotwo:No im just saying you had 12 years to do so

Hiro: i guess your not wrong

Zerotwo:exactly

Hiro:hey calm down you know what i think you need most right now

Zerotwo:what

Hiro: a day alone with your husband

Zerotwo:i thought you would never ask

Hiro: well i am

Zerotwo:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hiro: well what do you want to do babe

Zerotwo:first of all don't call me that second(starts a makeout sestion)

hiro could feel her tongue touching his tougue he starts moving his tongue but then hiro breaks the kiss

Zerotwo:darling you're no fun

Hiro:please actually choose something

Zerotwo:ahhh you scared im gonna eat you

(BING BONG)