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Chapter 2

Metatron grinned as he watched Cas and Dean leave the school together, with Sam and Gabe not far behind. He started typing into his typewriter:
Metatron's Fabulous Destiel Story (Warning: ;) ;) ;) If ya catch my drift)
Dean and Castiel were at church. The pastor was giving some really boring message that Dean could care less about. "We are all sinners, but God will forgive us." He said. Dean smirked and tugged on Cas's sleeve. "Lets go to the bathroom, I'll show you how much of a sinner I AM." Dean said, and got up and walked to the bathroom. Castiel arrived in the bathroom to see Dean with his-

Someone came into Metatron's office, and Metatron quickly putting the paper in a folder, but then knocked a drink over and onto it in the process. "DAMN IT! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!" He yelled, and Gadreel, his intern, ran screaming from the office. "Oh yeah. The little bitch is in therapy and was just starting to get better. WHoops." Metatron said, shrugging. He got up to get a rag to clean up his desk. His fanfic was ruined, so he went to the bathroom and cried.

Dean drove Sam home and said, "Okay Sammy, I'm meeting some friends, I'll be back later." "Okay Dean!" Sam said and went inside. Dean drove to the park, hoping Cas would be there. He saw Cas sitting on a bench under a tree, looking at his phone. Dean snuck up behind him and jumped up yelling, "BOO!" Cas screamed an extremely high pitched scream and flung himself forward, off of the bench, and onto the ground. Dean looked down at Cas who was sprawled out in the dirt awkwardly and said, "Sorry, you okay?" Cas groaned and turned over. Dean grabbed his hand and helped him up, still holding onto his hand even after Cas was on his feet again. "You suck." Cas pouted. 'He is fucking adorable.' Dean thought. He could almost lean forward and- Dean was pulled out of his thoughts as Cas laughed and asked, "So why'd you want me to come here, other than so you could scare the crap out of me?" "I don't know. I want to get to know you more.... you're.... interesting." Dean said. Cas adorably cocked his head to the side and said, "I'm not interesting, Dean. I'm nothing. I'm boring. Zachariah and Uriel will tell you that, too. I'm nothing at all." "Cas, you're awesome! And who are Zachar-what-uh and Uranus?" "Thank you, Dean. Zachariah, Uriel, Gabriel, and Michael are my brothers. I have a sister named Anna who is a year younger than me. Zachariah and Uriel are 18 and Michael is 19. Our parents are never around, so Michael takes care of us. His friend Lucifer is around a lot." "Wow, big family. And what the hell's up with their names? And even weirder, you have a friend named Lucifer? What in the hell?" Dean asked. "Yeah, our parents are crazy religious and named us after angels. Lucifer's parents are Satanists or something, I guess. So what's your family like?"

Sam got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around his waist. He dried off his hair with his red hair dryer. When he finally got his hair right, Sam walked into his room. "Hey, Samwich." Gabe said with a smirk. Sam screamed and jumped backwards, his towel falling from his waist. He grabbed it before it hit the ground. "Don't worry, I didn't see anything." Gabe said, holding his hands up defensively. Gabe turned and jumped out of the fifth story apartment window so Sam could get dressed. "GABE!" Sam yelled and ran over to the window, to see Gabe holding onto the ledge with one hand and had a lollipop in the other. "Give me a hand, Samwich? Or two? Or three if you know what I mean." Gabe said with a smirk. Sam was tempted to push Gabe off of the ledge, but decided against it, since he would probably die. He reached out a hand to pull Gabe up, when Dean walked in.

After telling Cas all about Sam, Dean realized how late it was. "Alright Cas, Sammy's home alone, probably doing things while thinking about Gabriel. I gotta go home." "Okay." "I can drive you home." Dean suggested. "Alright, but I can walk, it isn't that far." Cas said. "I'll drive you." Dean said. He dropped Cas at his house and said, "See you tomorrow, Cas." "Alright, Dean." Cas smiled and turned around, walking to his door. Dean stared at his ass the entire time. After Cas' ass was no longer in sight, Dean drove home and went to Sammy's room, opening the door. He found Sam dressed only in a towel, pulling Gabriel Novak through the window. "SAM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM HE PROBABLY HAS HERPES OR SOMETHING AND HE'S LIKE 3 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM!" Sam screamed and almost dropped his towel. "Uh oh Sam, don't drop that." Gabriel said with a smirk. "GABRIEL GET THE FRACK OUT STOP TRYING TO RAPE MY BROTHER." Gabriel walked past Sam, slapping his ass on the way. "Fine then Dean-o. I'll leave. But you can't keep me away from your brother forever."

Lucifer was sitting in a spinny chair in Michael's room. He was spinning in circles screaming, "WOOOOO!" "Luci, we were gonna work on homework." Michael said. Lucifer stopped spinning. "Yeah. Homework." Lucifer said wiggling his eyebrows. Lucifer and Michael has been friends for about two years, and Lucifer had a massive crush on Michael. He didn't know whether Michael felt the same or if he even liked guys. He was scared to tell him because he figured Michael would turn him down. Lucifer sighed and stood up. He sat down on the bed next to Michael. "Alright, homework. Commence the homework." "Math first. To get it over with. I know how you hate math." Michael said. "I do hate math! Thank you for noticing." Michael laughed quietly and started on his homework. Lucifer watched him in silence. He thought Michael was incredibly hot while he concentrated on stuff. It made math a thousand times better. After a few minutes Michael looked up at Lucifer and asked, "Luci, why're you staring at me?" Lucifer answered by crashing his lips to Michael's.

Michael and Lucifer held hands as they walked into the school the next day. Metatron ran into his office where his secretary was typing. "OMG HANNAH!!! IT'S CANON!" He yelled, pumping his fists in victory. He ran out into the hall, picking up students, yelling "ITS CANON", and then throwing them aside to grab someone else.

Sam and Dean didn't eat dinner together that night, or the next, because they were both embarrassed about what had happened with Gabriel. Even though Dean had forbade Gabe from ever stepping foot in the house again, Cas had talked Dean out of killing his brother. Castiel hadn't seen Dean for a couple of days, and really missed him. It was the weekend, so he couldn't see Dean at school. Also, he was afraid of contacting Dean first, because he didn't want to come off as weird. Well, weirder than he already was. He didn't understand why Dean was so interested in him.

Gabriel went home after the incident. He felt a little bad for embarrassing Sam, but embarrassed Sam was adorable Sam, and Gabriel loved when he blushed. When he got home he sent a text to him.
G: Hey Sammy ;) you look good shirtless
G: Very good
G: You should dress like that Saturday
G: Or every day
G: That works too
G: Okay I'm sorry
G: Please forgive
G: I know I embarrassed you
G: I probably make you really uncomfortable
G: You probably hate me
G: I'm sorry
G: Please Sam
G: Please
G: Pleaseeeeee
S: Oh what hi I was reading a book
G: THANK GOD ARE YOU MAD AT ME
S: No but you reeeaaalllly embarrassed me
G: Ashamed to be seen me?
S: No! That just looked really bad. You know how it looked.
G: Yeah ;)
S: Also I don't mind when you flirt me
G: Yay
S: I actually kinda like it
G: I know ;)
G: Blushing Sam is adorable Sam
S: Okay I have to go to bed now good night
G: Good night Sammy
S: Good night Gabey.
G: :D
Sam put his phone down and smiled. He really liked Gabe. A lot. He fell asleep thinking about Gabriel.

Metatron sat down at the typewriter:
Sabriel: A COMPLETELY TRUE NOT MADE UP BY THE ALL POWERFUL METATRON, RULER OF ALL, QUEEN OF FANFICTION AND SASS, love story.
Chapter 2:
Gabriel Novak was walking through the woods, when he came across a majestic moose drinking from the river. "GABE!" It yelled, galloping at him at full speed. Gabriel screamed and ran. "WAIT GABE! ITS ME! SAM!" It yelled. Gabe stopped in his tracks. "Kiss me, and I will become a handsome dude." Moose Sam said, stepping towards Gabe. Gabe closed his eyes and quickly pecked Sam's moose lips. Sam transformed into a beautiful man, but he was naked. She he and Gabe fucled in the woods.
THE END EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE ITS JUST THE END OF CHAPTER 2.