Author Note: So I've been listening to this awesome nightcore song called pigskin practically all day and everyday and I decided to make a one-shot about it. It's super short! ALso I got the lyrics from http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/hollywoodundead/pigskin.html
"Y/n, today its your turn to pick the song we play as the introduction." The teacher called and a fun idea came to mind.
"Sir? Can it be a song from youtube?" The h/c girl asked and the teacher nodded slowly.
"Yes, of course. Here, come up here and we can play it." He said and the girl bounded towards the front, tripping over her own feet in ecitement. She clicked on the search bar and typed in nightcore pigskin. She clicked on the first result and rocked back on the heels of her feet, her e/c eyes shining in mischief as the song began to play. The boys burst out laughing as the girls turned bright red. The teacher looked astounded, but let the song play out anyway. They all read the lyrics as they showed on the screen.
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
I'm so icy, like ice cream
All you ladies take a scoop
And try to bite me
Girl I wear you out
Like some nikes, haters steppin' up
Either beat feet or try me
Nibble on your ear like my name is Mike Tysie,
Get you in the ring. World Champ. All fiesty.
Girl hurry up, I'm a shot clock running out of time
Ain't no 3 pump chump, shootin 3's on this baseline!
BOOM!
Go on girl, let me touch that body
You know I like it when you drop it low
Hike up that skirt get naughty
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
Go on girl, let me touch that body
You know I like it when you lose control
Hike up that skirt get naughty!
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
Roll up to the club with a napsack, full of norcos
Lookin fly I'm like Zack Morris with cornrows
Girls look at me like that guy must make pornos
Yeah I'm pushing 30, but I still drink Mickey four o's
Shades on at night, I'm feelin sleazy
Cut into the line like, where the VIP be?
Yeah I'm the guy who talks about his Weenie
Check the list again, yeah they call me Charles P. Scene!
Go on girl, let me touch that body
You know I like it when you drop it low
Hike up that skirt get naughty
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
Go on girl, let me touch that body
You know I like it when you lose control
Hike up that skirt get naughty!
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
Cause I'm the kind of guy, that you'd love to be
There ain't nobody that could fuck with me
And all the ladies want me to beat them cheeks
And all you fucking haters, go beat your meat. [x2]
Go on girl, let me touch that body
You know I like it when you drop it low
Hike up that skirt get naughty
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
Go on girl, let me touch that body
You know I like it when you lose control
Hike up that skirt get naughty!
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!
HUT 1! HUT 2! HUT 3! GO!When the song finished, the h/c was grinning like a maniac and the other students were either hiding in shame or cheering loudly. Yep, today was gonna be an awesome day.
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