Hey guys I'm back with another segment.
If you are my usual readers you would know what Just ____ Things mean.
Basically it's a joke segment for Stray Kids.
I hope you find them funny and they are not meant to be offensive by any means.
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Felix: Are you slow kisser or fast kisser ?
Chan: Slow Kisser.
* Felix smirking *
Felix: How slow ?
Chan: So slow that I got it when I was 22.
Felix: .....
Felix: That's not what I-
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* Minho waiting for han to get home, finally sees him entering but knows he's drunk *
Minho: Are you drunk ?
Han: No I ain't !
Minho: Tell the time then .
Han: Okay
* Looks at the watch *
Han: I AIN'T FREAKING DRUNK !
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* Hyunjin and Changbin talking with each other *
Changbin: Who's your ideal type ?
Hyunjin: I like rebel kind you know on with bad news vibe.
* Jeongin eves dropping their convo and walk over to Hyunjin with confidence *
Jeongin: My bed time is 8 o'clock but I sleep at 8:05, I'm pretty bad boy right ?!
Changbin: ...
Hyunjin: ....
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Seungmin: Hey Chan hyung can I borrow 50 bucks ?
Chan: No! Do you think money grows on tree ?
Seungmin: What is money made up of ?
Chan: Paper~
Seungmin: And where o we get paper from ?
Chan: I-
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* Felix texting Changbin *
Felix: Did you know hyung ?
Changbin: What ?
Felix: One person's ceiling is another person's floor ?
Changbin: Are you drunk ?
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* Han trying to propose Minho, gives him a fortune cookie *
Han: Hyung take a fortune cookie ~
* Minho takes one, breaks open and reads what's in it *
Minho: Will you make me proud by being by my side till me exist.
* Minho smiles and Han smiles as well *
Han: I...
Minho: Look the fortune cookie company want me to buy their product till their company exist.
Han: Wait, What ?!
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That's all for today guys.
Hope you liked it.
Do request what you wanna see next.
I'll see you next tie with another segment.
Till then Bye and Take care.
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