Sponge Bob Krabby Patties

It was a regular work day at the Krusty Krab. Spongebob was about  to make another fresh batch of Krabby Patties. He went to the freezer to grab the patties until he stopped and saw a crate in the back of the chamber. What he saw inside shocked him, and he immediately ran back out to the dining area to warn the others, with his beloved spatula in his hand.

"KRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRABS!" Spongebob yelled angrily. Everyone murmured in disgust, one of them coughing up their meal. Mr. Krabs became worried, so he decides to lie to his now concerned customers. "Ha! Everyone knows Krabby Patties are my family's secret recipe, boy." He looks at Spongebob with a fake smile. Spongebob is now infuriated by his act. "Then explain this!" He exclaims, grabbing a box labeled "Crab Legs" from the kitchen. The dining area is now filled with gasps and murmurs.

Spongebob gives Mr.Krabs an angry glance and continues to talk. "You said you fired Carl the Night Janitor..." He then pulls out a leg with the words "Born 2 Lose" on it. "...but THIS is his tattoo!" Spongebob shouts. The customers are now silent. Spongebob takes on a look of fear as Mr.Krabs grabs him by the neck. "You little yellow bastard," He starts in a loud whisper, which soon becomes a shout, "I treated you like a son, me boy!"

Spongebob shoves Mr.Krabs away from him and continues to speak the horrible truth about the Krusty Krab. "And it's not just crabs! Squidward," he shouts, trying to warn his best friend, "those calamari rings are squid!" Squidward then vomits out his meal.

Spongebob doesn't stop there. He runs over to a female customer as she eats her salad. "And your Chicken Of The Sea Salad? Ha! Tuna! Chicken of the sea is tuna!" He screams at the top of his lungs. The customer pushes her food away and gasps in disgust.

Everyone has now had enough. They all begin to swarm Mr.Krabs. "You fed us to us!?" One customer shouts. "You let us pay you to kill us!?" Another fish asks angrily. "You're disgusting!" Spongebob yells harshly to his boss.

"No!" Mr.Krabs begins, "I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls, eating each other is what nature intended."

Everyone is now infuriated, so they tackle Mr.Krabs. The sounds of punches being thrown fill the dining area. Spongebob (somehow) makes it out. "I'm just glad nothing disgusting happens to a sponge." He gladly says to himself.

A/N I know there's a tiny bit more to the ending, and I REALLY don't wanna write that part. XD You'll have to just watch the video yourself. Vote and comment if you enjoyed reading. I'll take requests, but only for [adult swim] videos.