Weird Things I Thought About

~𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝟹~

You aren't afraid of heights your afraid of falling

Any computer science student who can hack into their university's systems and change their grade to an A deserves it

People tell you to stay a kid as long as you can, yet the moment you do anything childish they tell you to grow up

I wish we had the ability to dream together with other people, like multi-player dreaming

Life's difficulty is locked on hardcore mode, and your doing great :D

You never see ads for microwaves

Every time it rains someone is unhappy because their plans have been canceled, and someone else is happy because their plans have to be canceled

Technically your alarm sound is your theme song as it starts every episode

Holding the power button on anything is the equivalent of getting choked until passing out

Lighting a birthday cake candle for each year and then blowing them out is a weird ritual that symbolizes how you life will be extinguished

(I'm writing lots of big words this time :< *

In a wedding two family's enter but one family leaves

Nothing sounds like a normal answer to most things but when someone asks "What are you eating" and you respond "nothing" they will start to worry, especially if it's something easily answered like ice cream or cheeseburger. Add "you should worry about" after nothing and it makes it 10x worse

You are most likely still it from a game of tag

We will never hear about a truly perfect crime

We really take for granted that both our legs grow at the same time and rate

12:00am is before 11:00am

Every time you say 1 you technically counted to 1

I wonder how many places I've visited for the last time

Whatever plays at your funeral would basically be the end credits for your life

:D