*joes pov*
Francis's fake texts are blowing up all over social media, the republicans are pissed! Even though if trump does anything they say "iT wAs tAkEn oUT oF CoNtExT" ugh... conservatives.
You know just the name conservative sounds like you only care about yourself, you're in your own little world saying everything is fake news, except when a democrat does something it ain't fake news no more.
I'm getting off track... they want me to be impeached! I quickly try to come up with a sentence to prove I'm innocent
"The... the last uhhh the last time I uhhh the last time I stuck a fork in my penis was uhhh 2 months ago"
There, the republicans should believe that! I ran downstairs to my fiancé who luckily was on my side, he came up with a plan to get Francis back... Kim Jung Un style.
*kims pov*
어휴 있다 이렇게 lol jk I can speak English
Trump has asked me to nuke pope Francis, I mean sure ig anything to keep this kill streak up! I get my troops in when this little girl came up to me, I of course shot her in the head I mean what else am I supposed to do? I push the big red button and open my phone
**reported pope Francis has died unexpectedly due to a bombing**
"Oh no" I say sarcastically, that bitch had it coming he sneezed on me before.
I turn around and start to kiss my South Korean boyfriend j-hope I hope we will go all the way tonight!
If we do can someone remind him to only use teeth when I say so? Jesus Christ last time my dick looked like a chewed up pencil, felt like it to? Maybe that's because I have a small pp? Anyways I accidentally killed Hillary Clinton too but who needs that bitch she's a woman, she should not get rights mr I slept with bill clinton
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