South Park head cannons

Kyle Brovfloski

- cis male
- gay
- lanky,,,short kyle doesn't exist
- very awkward proportions
- horrible complexion
- super duper sweaty
- no facial hair
- green eyes
- rolls his pants because gay
- has braces
- washes everything 24/7
- super dry skin because of it
- but oily at the same time
- hygiene is too good, probably drinks bleach
- doesn't sleep, lives on 5 hour energies
- what's a tik tok
- doesn't have social media (but secretly has an instagram)
- simp for stan,,,
- he'd stab as a warning
- *bangs head against wall*
- nerd haha
- he doesn't know what anime is