Chapter 6

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(a/n: hey! who do you ship Tanaka with? i actually don't ship him with anyone, but if i had to choose, i would say Ennoshita. i don't ship Asahi with anyone either. tell me who you ship them with, and i might do it!)

"hey, what were you guys doing?" Tanaka smirked, looking at my neck. "well, we both like each other!" hinata responded oblivious to what Tanaka was implying. "great, now people won't ship me and Hinata!" Kageyama said. "no, i think that will continue, but i might die down a bit." Tanaka said. 

(time skip to the next day)

Tanaka

(bold is noya, regular is tanaka)

"MY SHIP SAILED!!!"

"yeah, whatever. i don't like being on this side of match-making."

"well, how about we set up some other people."

"ok!"

"we need two people that we know like eachother."

"how about kenma and kuroo?"

"ok, that could work! I'll ask Hinata to add kenma to the group chat."

(karasuno)

*Noya changed the group name to 'volleyball guys'*

*Tanaka changed the group name to 'volleyball gays'*

noya: Hinata, can you add Kenma?

Hinata: um, ok?

*Hinata added 'Kenma'*

Kenma: um, Shoto? what is this? 

Noya: nvrmind that, are you and Kuroo dating?

Kenma: no?

Noya: well why not?!

Kenma: because he doesn't like me?

Noya: why do you keep adding, um, one of these (?), after each text?

Kenma: because i'm not sure what's going on.

Tanaka: we're setting you up!

Noya: Blunt! You couldn't have said that better?! Now he won't wanna do it!?

Kenma: I wouldn't want to it anyway.

Tanaka: oh, come on!

Kenma: fuck off.

Suga: language!

Tanaka: thank you Suga 😟

Suga: np

Noya: anyway... Tsukki!

Tsukishima: Don't call me that! and what the hell do want

Noya: add Kuroo

Tsukishima: no

Kenma: why do you even have Kuroo's phone number?

Yamaguchi: while Tsukki was getting water, Kuroo stole his phone and put his phone number in it

Tsukishima: Yams

Yamaguchi: sorry Tsukki

Noya: add him, or i'm going to spam Tsukki in the chat

Tsukishima:..

Yamaguchi: Tsukki, please

Tsukishima:.. ugh, fine

Noya: aww, 'Tsukki's' gone soft

Tsukishima: stfu

*'Tsukishima' added 'Kuroo'*

Kuroo: what's this?





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