D: Brandon tells Nikki she's the love of his life, then kisses her in front of

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Mackenzie. She gets mad, and then leaves. Brandon says "Divas these days."

Brandon: Heck yeah! Finally! *goes to school* Hi, Nikki!

Nikki: Hi, Brandon!

Mackenzie: Hi, Bra- What the... !?

Brandon: *kneeled in front of Nikki* Nikki Maxwell, you are the love of my life. Will you go out with me?

Nikki: Yes! Of course! I've been waiting for this since for- mmph.

Brandon: *started kissing Nikki*

Nikki: *kisses back*

Mackenzie: No, no, NO!!! He meant me, didn't you Brandon!? RIGHT!?

Brandon: *pulls away and glares at Mackenzie* Are you Nikki? Nikki Maxwell? The one and only love of my life!? Are you an adorable dork instead of a spoiled diva!? Huh?*gets all up in Mackenzie's face*

Mackenzie: *speechless*

Brandon: I didn't think so! Now if you'll excuse us, I have a date to attend to. And a kiss to give.

Mackenzie: AARRGGHH!! *leaves with a whining fit*

Nikki: *giggles and blushes* Nice.

Brandon: Divas these days.

Nikki: Right!? Can we continue?

Brandon: *teasing* Continue wh- mmph.

Nikki: *started kissing Brandon* This, joker.

Brandon: *kisses back* I know, I know. And that hurts my feelings. *makes a pretend puppy face, chuckles, and blushes*

Nikki: *pulls away* Oh, shut up. *giggles and blushes*

Both: *laugh the butts off*

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Just kidding! Imagine though!

Nikki's butt: Meh, I'm leaving. This place stinks.

Brandon's butt: Yeah, me too. Let's go on a date.

Nikki's butt: Good idea.

Both: *walk away from Nikki and Brandon's bodies*

Nikki: What the... !?

Brandon: I think we literally laughed our butts off!

Both: Let's not do that again! *go out on a date, find their butts, and stick them back on*

Butts: Darn it.

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I know, I know, I'm weird.

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