Author : *cough cough* okay, so, dsiclaimer, the charachters here are from the boruto anime and not the manga so rn nobody knows kawaki
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boruto : heyyo everyone! Do you miss me? Im Glad to be back after a long mission! Now.. lets move right onto the show! Himawari is absent so i will be the one who announces the ship!
Sarada : i have a bad feeling about today's chapter
Boruto : anyways.. joining us today will be uncle sasuke and my best friend shikadai
Sasuke : wait why am i here??
Boruto : becouse, our reader, the one who requested this ship wants you to be here! You dont want to dissapoint the readers, do you?
Sasuke : *screams to the camera* listen here you lazy readers! If ANY of you reads crappy icha icha stories about my precious daughter, i'll kill you!
Sarada : icha icha stories? Like the one rokudaime always read?
Sasuke : uhh, sarada what are you doing here
Sarada : this is me and boruto's show, why cant i be here?
Sasuke : i thought i banned your from attending this cursed show
Sarada : technicly you cant ban the co-host!
Shikadai : ....... what a drag
Boruto : uh.. okay.. so today's ship will be.....
Boruto : kawasara?
Sasuke : WHO IS THAT KAWA
Sarada : papa, this is just a joke show dont be so serious
Shikadai : kawaki, you know? The guy who appheared in the boruto anime opening 7, i did a little research on him before coming here
Boruto : oh yeah! I remember the guy from the opening 'ttebasa!
Sarada : wait.. i thought the ship of the day remains a secret until it is told in the video, shikadai, how do you know today's ship will be kawasara
Shikadai : i read trough the comments, ....obviously
Boruto : uhh so shikadai is the only one who knows about this "kawaki", why not you share some things about him
Sarada : why the hell am i getting shipped with someone i dont even know
Shikadai : uh.. explaining his whole backstory thing would be troublesome and it would be spoilers to the anime watchers so.. i just brought a pic of him
Boruto : oooh! How does he look like??
Shikadai : *shows picture*
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Boruto : is that all tattoo?
Sarada : ...
Shikadai : and dont get me started with the ship arts-
Sarada : okay thats it i quit
Author : Wait no sarada you cant quit!! Please!! For the readers!!!
Sarada : nope, i quit
Author : nooooooooooo
Boruto : dont worry author-san! I'll get her back in the next chapter
Author : fine, just get this over with *leaves the room*
Shikadai : hm... uncle sasuke being oddly quiet
Sasuke : he looks like a pervy punk i hate him if he ever tried to touch my baby girl i'll kill him whoever he is he looks like a no good rogue ninja who would one day destroy the world just becouse he wants to get a revenge to someone and-
Boruto : *cutting off sasuke's speech* aaaaah! The camera's battery is dieing! Quick! Ratings!
Sasuke : sigh... my point is, if this isnt a joke show then this kawaki dude will die in my hands -9999999999999/10
Shikadai : hm.. i read some parts of the manga about him and sarada and probably it will just be another couple to divorce after only 2 months of the realationship- so.. 0/10
Boruto : i agree with both of you! 0/10
-camera dies-
kawaki who is watching the show : why do yall hate me so much T.T
Author : they just judge you from your looks, thats all
