Luther:
"No one asked for your opinion."
"I-"
"sHHhhhhsHHSHHHHH my child."
Diego:
"So your bisexual right?"
"Yep."
"Whats that mean again?"
"I like dick and pussy."
Allison:
"I have nine subscribers on youtube....im basically famous."
"So hows living the famous life then?"
"Pretty good."
Klaus:
"Who logged into my porn hub account?"
"W-why do you have one?"
"So I can be prepared."
"Eye-"
Five:
"I wish I never came here."
"Why?"
"Because there's no wine."
"Your to you to drink."
"I wont go to jail if no one finds out."
Ben:
"Everyone is ignoring me."
"Maybe its because your ugly."
"Acutlly according to a pole in march people thats name starts with the letter of my name are more hot than-"
"Just shut up."
Vanya:
"I can also play recorder, I learned how in 4th grade. I was at the top of my class." Then she plays the recorder off note.........
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the umbrella academy oneshots and more
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