Cuphead: thank you Elder kettle Elder kettle: wait put your hand like a gun Cuphead: oook ??? * puts his hand like a gun and then * "pew""pew""pew""pew" "pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew"Mugman; oh wow let me try "pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew" *they destroy the house * Elder kettle: alright you rusty old toe nails get out Both: barnacles and tarder sauce this suck Cuphead : alright who is the first chump thats getting a butt wopen What its called the root pack?? who is that Root pack: that is us kid Cuphead: baha ha ha ha ha ha veggies really Root pack : were stronger than you think kid Cuphead: really Root Pack: whatever lets fight * for no reason * 3 2 1 Cuphead: "pe- "WALLOP" whatever "pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew""pew" Motato : pt pt pt Cuphead No no no no no * dirt is flying to cuphead* ahhhhhhh * use mugman as a shield * Mugman dies Cuphead : frick you mugman *slaps the ghost Mugman for no reason * Mugman : grrrrrrrrr * mugman gets so mad that he throughs cuphead at moteto for no reason moteto dies * Cuphead : *smacks lips* how did that happen and why did yo- Olie blub: * cries his heart out * Cuphead: * starts crying because olie blub is crying * we * sniffles Need to kill him he said sadly " pew" pew pew pew * suddenly a Tear drops on him " Cuphead: what the fl- *He finds out he is covered in water * what the ew ew ew ew ew ew he *Cuphead said he said grossed out* what the heck you onion * he said with rage * *PEW* *PEW*Cuphead: Cuphead Forever Mugman : can you stop messing around we are gonna get killed by veggies is that embarrassing or what * he said smart alek * Cuphead: so wh- * suddenly a tear drops on cuphead and mugman * * title screen FAILURE* * WARP* Cuphead : dangit >:( * he said madly * Mugman: * i told you what would happen Cuphead : ya i should have listen mugs Mugman: its okay cups we all make mistakes Cuphead : well come on Mugman: gosh golly cups how did we survive that we both died Cuphead : ya ?? thats weird just come * two defeated bosses * Cuphead : alright psycho carrot YOU'RE MINE Mugman: ya * they said with determination * Carrot : are you sure Because what about this * he said while carrots flying to them* Cuphead: what carrots really PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew Ahh * some how one went through the chest of cuphead * Mugman : oh golly * he said while parrying him* Cuphead : that was scary but lets shred this carrot * one dead boss later * Mugman : i cant wait to see what are score is * Announcer oh wow a new record a D- Ha you suck kids* Mugman: what the literal frig Cuphead : wow mugman you said frig im telling wait Mugman : im telling know Cuphead : dont you dare Mugman: i dare * he runs off * Cuphead : come back here mugman * he said chasing after the blue mug
A/N i hope you like this i put a lot of time and work into this i hope you have been here for THE FOREST and THE DEVILS CASINO and know THE ROOT PACK and soon the next chapter it is like a short and it is called THE LITTLE TATTLE TALES so you should read that to bye i love you guys<3
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