Mischief

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I'm feeling a little troublesome so this is what were gonna do today. there MIGHT be smut in this chapter. Depending on how i feel when the time comes. ANYWAYS ENJOY~~~!!!!!


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Eren POV

As I walk out of the school I decide since it was a Friday, why not cause some trouble? I mean, what's the worst that could happen?


As I pull out my phone, I go to my contacts and go the group chat that includes me, my boyfriend Levi, Hangi, Oluo, Ymir, and Petra. Honestly I'm good friends with everybody in here. Except for Petra. She just tags along because she has this huge crush on Levi. Now the only reason I haven't dragged her out by her ugly ass orange hair is because no one knows about me and Levi's relationship. I really wanna tell them but Levi thinks that they wouldn't know how to take it. I agree. Especially with Hangi. I mean the lady tried to drug me the first time Levi introduced me to them. But that's besides the point. After I opened the group chat I started to type out my message.

E=Eren

L=Levi

H=Hangi

O=Oluo

Y=Ymir

P=Petra

J=Jean

A=Armin

M=Mikasa

X0= Marco (I AM SO SORRY CDSJBFPIDBFIU)

S= Sasha

C=Connie

Q=Historia

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E: Hey guys!

H: HI MY TITAN BABY!!!

A: Hey Eren

X0: Heyyyy

Y: Where is Historia? Oh and Hey Eren

Q: Hi!

C: HEY ANGY BOI

S: GUYS I CANT FIND MY DONUT

M: Hey Eren. Wanna come over?

E: No

J: Hey midget

E: Fuck off. When you don't look like rainbow dash, you can talk shit.

H: DAYUUUUMMM PONY BOI

L: Calm down shitty glasses. Hey brat.

E: Hey Levi~

L: Whatever

O: What was that about

E & L: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS TONGUE BITER!!!!

H: OOHHHH~ ARE SHORTY AND TITAN BABY HIDING SOMETHING!?!?!?!?!?

E: UGHH WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!! The reason I came here is because I wanted to ask if you guys wanted to god to the mall and cause a little trouble.....

L: Ren......

E: Come onnn Levs!!! You need to loosen up a bit!! It's like you always have a huge dildo up your ass!!!!

L: Says you......

H: Huh......?

L: Nothing......

E: PWEAASSSEEEEEE!!!!

L: Fine.........

E: YAYYY!!! I OWE YOU ONE!!!!!

L: You owe me three......

E: WHATEVER!!! IS EVERYBODY ELSE IN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

P: As long as Levi goes........

E: ........... Chile anyways so........

H: OF COURSE IM COMIN TITAN BABY!!!!

C: Me and sasha are coming

Y:If historia goes i go

Q: I guess I'll go

M: I'm gonna go to protect eren

L:.......

L: Anyways....

J: I'm only going so I can see Eren get in trouble

X0 & E: stfu

X0: I'll go

E: WHAT ABOUT YOU TONGUE BITER???

O: ...........I guess brat........

E: Pls don't call me that..........

L: What time brat?

E: 10:00 pm

O: HOW COME HE CAN CALL YOU BRAT AND I CANT!?!?!?!

E: Because I don't like you.....at all

C & S:  Well damn.......

E: ANYWAYS EVERYBODY BE AT MY HOUSE  BY 10:00!!!

H: OK MY BABY!!!

L: I'll come when I want brat.....

P: I'll ride with Levi!!!!

L&E: No you won't.

P: UGHHHHH

O: Yea I'll be there.....

E: OK BYEEEEEEEE!!!!!

                                                         <<<<<Everyone is Offline>>>>>

Now that I have everyone on board it's time to pick an outfit!! I sprint to my closet and pick out an outfit. (picture above) Honestly I don't see hoe people can like the color pink. It makes you stand out. And standing out means extra attention. And extra attention is never a good thing. Especially when your a trouble maker like me. You always need to have a low profile so no one suspects you. I'm snatched out of my thoughts when I hear my doorbell ring. Who the hell could that be? It's only 6. I walk to the door to be met with a very muscular chest covered with a black tank top. (just like in my other one-shot book Levi will be tall in most of these) I look up and am met with a very handsome looking man. That man being my boyfriend. 


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THATS ALL YOU LITTLE FUCKERS GET FOR NOW!!!! BUT I SHALL BE BACK *tries to do dissapearing magic trick but fails miserably* FUCK!!!! *naruto runs away*~

Food-Chan❤

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