(Barrel of bees' POV)
Ok so recap of what happened
I met a fat,crusty, ugly, puke lookin but cute lookin, troll lookin like a overweight pole ass ogre and he met me. A cute,hot,heatlthy Harry styles cant beat these styles bee.
And me being the bad bitch i am decided to talk to him.
'So what do you like Shrek?'
"Onion"
'Very nice i like yellow'
"Yellow is my favourite Tuesday"
'Same?'
We started talking and get such beeg feelies for eachother uwu
*Sorry the chapter was short i just needed to get one out but hey*
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Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
Fanfiction!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
