(Still in Barry's POV god damn it)
She missed
Again
Daaaamn her aim is worse than the ugly jumper mum bought me for crimus
Anyways I decide its best for me to say 'fuck this shit im out' and l e a v e.
So i fly away as fast as my wings can carry my fat ass with Fiona not too fr behind.
However since im a small and speedy bitch i got out of her line of vision and returned back to shrek's shithole. It ws a lot better thn being chased by an axe, tons and tones better
We then sat down and had a cuppa tea
*holy fuck i forgot bout this story completely but hey look words*
YOU ARE READING
Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
Fanfiction!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
