Yume: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Subaru: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Yume: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Mahiru: Actually I did the math, Subaru would have $225, not $0.15.
Subaru: Fam I'm right here....
Kanata: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Yume: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Kanata: Sorry I only have a dollar
Yume: :(
Mahiru: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Subaru would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Kanata: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Mahiru: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Asahi: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Mahiru: Apply juice to what
Laura: Directly to the forehead
Subaru: Great chat everyone
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Aikatsu stuff | Book 1
Sonstiges(1) out of (2) of my shitposting shenanigans for this godforsaken franchise.
