"How much Nokia charger would you like my train crash survivor?" Asks silly Colon.
"About twenty cows milk please Helen." I say to him/her.
"Okay sweety wasp." He smiles.
He hands you a baseball bat with a camera on it.
"What is that for?" You ask.
"I am sorry honey bee I need to check your colon before we adopt a child. I will be giving you a colonoscopy." Oliver says.
"Anything for my gorilla toe." You say sadly and he sticks the baseball bat up your hole. Suddenly, the bat gets wedged into your bum.
"What's the hold up?" You ask.
"It is stuck!" He shouts. The colon pulls the bat out and finds a large Tyler hiding in the depths of your bottom.