Now, this is a story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute,
Just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called huntsville alabama.
In west-alabama born and raised,
On the playground was where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool,
And all doing some playing guitar outside of the school.
When a couple of Joes guys who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
She said 'You're movin' with Jeff and to huntsville alabama'.
I begged and pleaded with her day after day,
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way.
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking beer out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of huntsville alabama living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're naked,sexy, all that,
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there,
I hope they're prepared for the prince of huntsville alabama.
Well, the 4x4 landed and when I came out,
There was a dude who like a cop - there with the Kevin name out.
I ain't trying to get arrested yet,
I just got here,
I used my being a dick powers and - like lightning, disappeared.
Then whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had coc in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to huntsville alabama'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8,
And I yelled to the fanfic generator 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of huntsville alabama.
