Snake Eyes

15

We all get into the car and I drive to the movie theater and we get out and I ask Snake, "Are you going to eat any popcorn?"

He has his arm around my shoulders and mine is around his waist and he mumbles, "Maybe. You can eat all of it for all I care. Feed our future little ninja."

I smile and say, "If anyone pisses me off they will have popcorn thrown at them."

He chuckles and says, "At least you're throwing things that aren't deadly."

I ask, "What do you think the gender is?"

He says, "I definitely wouldn't mind a little you running around."

I say, "If our child is as quiet as you are, it would freak me out since I wouldn't know if pumpkin would need anything or not."

He says, "I think that's because I adapted to be quiet and you aren't that quiet."

I say, "You in the bedroom is my favorite with your little noises that I get to hear."

He says, "I make you scream a lot."

I say, "Then you are doing your job before the baby comes. After, we really gotta be quiet."

He nods and says, "Maybe I should gag you then."

I say, "Kinky."

He chuckles and Scarlett says, "I can't believe how easy it was for her to get him to talk."

I say, "Scar his first word to me was my name while you guys were locked up in Paris."

Scarlett says, "That was like 4 months ago!"

I smirk and say, "I know."

Breaker says, "At least you two can go to France."

I say, "You stuck three inch needles into a person."

The girls ask, "Like a flu shot?"

I nod and say, "Exactly. Remember to get yours. We don't need any sick little girls."

They nod and we go inside and get tickets for the movie and then we got to get popcorn. Snake got me popcorn with a lot of butter. The girl looks at me with disgust and I say, "What?"

She asks, "If you wanna lose weight you shouldn't be eating that."

I say, "First of all little girl. I'm pregnant and been craving this shit and I don't need to lose fucking weight. Maybe you should take your advice and then shove it up your ass."

She looks shocked and a manager comes out and asks, "What's going on here?"

The woman says, "She's swearing at me."

Jaye says, "She's very hormonal, since she's pregnant, and you called her fat. You are lucky she didn't throw anything at you."

The manager looks at her, and so do other people, and he asks, "Would you like anything? It's on the house for her behavior. Thank you for not throwing anything."

I look around and say, "Can I have a frozen coke?"

He says, "Of course."

I smile and say, "Thank you."

He hands me it and a straw and he says, "Sorry again."

I nod and we head to the movie theater number we were told. We sit down and I move the cup thingy between Snake and I and lay on him and munch on my popcorn and I feed him some and I hear, "Awe."

I say, "I didn't want to eat it all by myself and he didn't take any."

He grabs a sip of my drink and I pout and he gives me a peck and I bite his lip. He pulls away and Scarlett says, "I call maid of honor!"