Snake Eyes

11

I go to his address and knock on the door and it opens. I walk in with Duke and sit him on a chair and I say, "Uncle?"

He hugs me and says, "Your not dead? Thank god. Do you know about your sister and father?"

I shake my head no and I say, "I need to go somewhere quick. This is Duke. Make sure he doesn't die."

He nods and I go to the pharmacy and grab a few things like bandages and etc. I also grab a few pregnancy tests. I get back to the house and I hide the pregnancy tests and I bandage Duke up and I go to the bathroom and I take all three of them and I wait a few minutes and turn them over and they are positive. I say, "Oh my god."

My Uncle knocks on the door and I open it and say, "I'm fine."

He looks at me and I say, "I'm pregnant."

He smiles and says, "I'll be a grandpa."

I laugh and say, "You can be a grandpa."

He hugs me and says, "You need to stop calling me uncle."

I nod and we go back to Duke in the living room and I hear a few knocks on the door. The rest of our team walks in and General Colton drops down from the ceiling and says, "... And a box of chocolates. Lower your weapons."

Jaye says, "General Colton, if I may..."

He says, "Shut your mouth Brenda."

I get up and stand behind Block and say, "Did you guys lose your touch?"

Block hugs me and says, "I'm Sargent Marvin..."

He says, "I know who you are."

Block says, "then you know why we are here."

He poured out all the dog tags and General Colton looks at me and then Block and I say, "Not the right guy."

He nods and Flint gives me a confused look and I say, "It's not going to hurt you all to know, but I'm pregnant."

Lady Jaye hugs me and smiles. I say, "Nobody say a word to Snake Eyes. That's my job to tell him."

General Colton says, "Snake Eyes? As the one in the news that killed the Pakistani president?"

I say, "He didn't do it. We were in Tokyo visiting the Masters and enjoying our vacation."

He says, "Maybe a little too much."

I throw a pillow at him and it hits him in the face. He scowls at me and says, "At least I get to be a grandpa and tell him or her about your father."

Block says, "I thought he was your Uncle?"

I say, "He wants to be a grandpa and I let him. Pretty Boy is in the living room healing."

Block asks, "Can you get us close to the Chief of Staff?"

He says, "Negative."

He rights down an address for them and he says, "Laikyn's not going."

I smirk and say, "That's what you think."

He says, "Hand me that pen, Brenda."

She says, "From girl scout to secratary."

Gen. Colton says, "It's just a pen. He's not a great poker player. Has a thousand tells."

Block says, "We only need one."

I sit up front with Flint and I'm in my suit and I mess with the dog tags and I randomly ask, "Does he know if I'm alive?"

They don't say anything and I say, "Shit! I'm so going to get it for this."

Flint gives me a weird look and I say, "Pay attention to the road, dumbass."