Drarry-Prank Wars

introduction

Hi welcome, this isn't a normal drarry fic! Mostly really my own head canon i came up with but enjoy!

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Little backstory,Harry and Draco never really were enemies per say. Don't get me wrong they had their well...fights per say, but were mostly in good terms. Dracos dad, Lucius was well not the best father figure but he was understanding for the most part. Narcissa was well...better than Lucius, that was for sure, but well she was still concerned with what others thought, and well for Harry, James and Lily were still alive, and Peter went to live over to America so it wasnt ALL the marauders.

Draco, well too put it simply, he was well, oh how to describe this man, he was a raging homosexual...ok ok he was the most dramatic, fashion driven gay out there, well apart from Sirius black of course. He would walk, no scrap that, strut down the hallway as if it were a catwalk, but trust me this man knew how to get the guys wrapped around his little finger.

He cared about what people thought just as much as people like Umbridge. He couldn't care less about what people thought because as he said once, ahem "I am F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S, and now I will bow down so you can kiss my nice firm arse, toodles bitches". Harry Pottah well he, he was a closeted bisexual,dont get him wrong, he knows that ron and hermione would me fine with it well becase they both are bisexual aswell. He just wasn't ready.

He was currently planning his next prak on malfoy,in the common room on a sofa...at 3:00am...yeah i know relatable, but more like writing fanfictions, oh wait 4th wall,anyways, he had decides on making draco randomly say stuff like, "i once fucked a cow" or his favorite "i am straight as fuck" bacause well that was complete and utter lie, the ferret was almost, keyword almost, as gay as sirius.

When he finally perfected his plan he decided to head to bed, oh fuck was he in heaven , wet dreams about Draco? Sign him the fuck up! Wait what, oh sorry harry didn't mean to say that, ah FUCK FORTH W-

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So that was a little intro to the story. It will have to be divided into short chapters for a bit but this is a sneak peak into it. I hope you enjoy it! Should I continue?