There was a tertel named franklen. He was a boy. Once he went to school. One of his frends lost a tooth. that mad him jellies. then, When he whent home, he told his parints right away. Then he had an idya. he found a wight rock like a tooth. then he rowt a leter to toothfary. then when it was morning he saw no mony. insted, a leter it said dera franklen, tertels don't have teeth, but nice try. When he reched the kichen he was so happy because he had evry thing he wanted and he lived happely ever after.
Whew that was difficult but I kept it nice and accurate. I'll rewrite it, to explain the things that don't make sense, such as the fact that it was his birthday and that's why he had everything he wanted. Also, did you SEE that genius comedic move? Turtles don't have teeth. Damn right they don't, but who woulda thought? For someone with such poor grammar, I sure knew my turtle facts.
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The toothfairy
RandomAh, yes, fine literature. I unearthed an ancient transcript crafted by my 6-7ish year old self. The Tooth fary and the tertel. I have translated it to English, and while it's very short, it's my proudest work. I was a comedic genius as a child, appa...
