Putting Down Hisoka

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Leorio: Gon, can you slow down a little? I'm trying to put on a shirt and your going way too fast. Hell, you might crash into a building. Just slow down.

Gon: -Starts slowing down- Sorry, sorry. I'm just... in a hurry.

Leorio: I understand, -Summons a suitcase from a capsule and grabs the top part of the suit and tie- but really. You have other people in this car and I know damn well you don't want to kill them, so just slow-

Gon: Yes, yes I know. Slow down.

Doorbon: Are there anymore people we're recruiting, young lad?

Gon: Yes. Killua's sister, Alluka.

Leorio: Wait, his sister? But didn't Hisoka say that he killed the majority of the Zoldyck family?

Gon: Yes, but she's hidden somewhere where nobody can find her. Only me and Killua know where she is.

Biscuit: !... I have a feeling someone is following us. -Looks outside the window- Or it could be nothing...

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Gon drifts and stops in front of a mountain

Leorio: A mountain?

Gon: Yep. 

Gon turns off the car and steps out of it

The others step out of the car and closes their door

Gon: But it's not just any mountain. -Closes his door, locks the car, walks up to the mountain and knocks on it- Alluka?

No answer

Leorio: See. Hisoka probably already beat us to it.

Gon: Don't say that Leorio. Alluka?? -Knocks on the mountain again-

No answer

Biscuit: -Walks up towards the mountain- Hey, Alluka! Gon is asking to get your lousy ass out here so we can go save your brother!

Alluka: -Muffled- Brother?

Gon: Alluka?

The mountain moves to the side like a door and reveals Alluka standing in front of nothing

Leorio: WOWWWIE!

Gon hits Leorio's head

Gon: Don't think of that! She's only 23. AND BESIDES I THOUGHT YOU LIKED KURAPIKA!!

Leorio: OH RIGHT!! YEAH, I FORGOT!

Gon: YOU FORGOT!?!

Alluka: Stop yelling. You're gonna make the rocks above tumble over. Anyways what is this about saving my brother?

Gon: -In a serious tone- Killua. A group has kidnapped him-

Alluka: Big brother.

Gon: Yeah. Your big brother.

Leorio: -Looks at Biscuit- Uhhh, i'm I the only one who is getting a weird vibe off of this?

Biscuit: -Looks at Leorio- No you are not.

Alluka: What the hell are we still standing here for? Let's go.

Bonnie: She got dressed pretty quick.

Leorio: Oh hey, you're talking again.

Bonnie looks at Leorio and rushes back to the car

Leorio: What? Was it something I said?

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