Saving Killua

Hisoka's Story (Filler)

Illumi: Good evening, Hisoka.

Hisoka: ...Evening Illumi.

Illumi: That isn't very fond of you. -Puts book down- You usually reply with 'Good evening to you too, hon.'

Hisoka: -Puts his hand on his head and sighs- Today is not the day, Illumi.

Illumi: You want to walk it off or something-

Hisoka: Ever since you married me, -Grabs a mug out of a cabinet and grabs orange juice out the fridge- You've gotten soft. -Pours the orange juice in his mug- You know I really only loved you because you had that assassin heart in you. -Takes a sip of his orange juice- You gave no fucks. Now you're just a softy. At least as skinny as you used to be. I love that. -Puts his mug down-

Illumi's hair starts flowing all over the place and his eyes turn white, entering his bloodlust form

Hisoka: Hm. -Gets up from the counter and starts to walk away- Now if you were that more, I'd probably would love you more. Now come on. Let's walk somewhere.

Illumi exits his bloodlust form, but still has anger for Illumi

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Illumi: Where are we going?

Hisoka: Just a little fast food joint, that's all.

Illumi: Are you sure you're not pulling any tricks on me?

Hisoka: Of course not. Even if my love for you has fallen tremendously, I still wouldn't do anything bad to you.

Illumi: ...

Hisoka: -Stops in front of Illumi- Cheer up, Illumi. I'm still your husband after all.

Illumi: Right, right.

Hisoka chuckles a little and continues walking

Illumi: If only I had listened to my parents before I married him. They knew I would change, but of course, I denied them, just Killua did with us back then... Is this what this is? Am I just reliving Killua's past? -Looks concerned at Hisoka-

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Later that night, Hisoka enters the Zoldyck mansion to talk to Silva and Kikyo Zoldyck, Illumi's and Killua's parents, on how Illumi's and Hisoka marriage life is

Kikyo: I can't believe our oldest and youngest son are gay-

Silva: Kikyo, please. None of this nonsense anymore. If I support them... -Looks at Hisoka entering the room- Then you will too. Hisoka, I see you've welcomed yourself into our house.

Butlers come from the ceiling and surround Hisoka

Silva: Please, it's OK. You can leave.

The butlers leave and Hisoka smirks

Silva: So Hisoka, what brings you-

Kikyo: How's Illumi? Is he ok? Did he divorce you? Is he married to a lady-

Hisoka: -Slowly looks at Kikyo- I assure you, Illumi still loves me, we are still married, he has never spoken to a lady ever since we've been married and yes, your son is OK. -Looks back at Silva-

Silva: Sorry for that Hisoka, she really wanted our boys to have normal straight lives when they got older.

Hisoka: I don't know how they will and they were... well in Illumi's terms, they were "born" to be assassins.

Silva: That's what i've been saying.

Kikyo: Oh shut up. There's no right for anyone to be gay in this land. It's uncultured. We were supposed to eliminate them all, but our sons just had to go meet you two.