Anime One Shots

Two Faced - Joker Black x Reader (Heart no Kuni no Alice)

You sighed as you began to step into the carnival, brushing past kids with cotton candy filled mouths. You fixed your white hat with red ribbons crossing over each other and red roses on the side. Your (H/C) bangs were covering your (M/C) mask. Your white waist coat was unbuttoned and your black shirt was showing. A dark red hanker-chief laid loosely on your neck and your collar popped up. Your (F/C) gun was in it's holster on your waist. Your white gloves rested comfortably on your hands as you kept on walking into the entrance of the tent. 

*Cue Music (since there is no music, search up "I Like it Loud -Nightcore")*A bright spotlight shone of you, making you grin widely and spread your arms wide, hearing the crowd cheer and clap, "Are you ready?!" you yelled. The crowd answered with various answers and claps. "Then let's. Get. Started!" You grabbed cards and threw them up in the air, the cards becoming into flying birds and glitter. 

Faceless jesters and magicians came out to do their own act, the entire circus filled with laughter, gasps, claps, and colorful lighting. You ran and climbed up a latter, swinging on the rope and flipping in the air, landing in the arm of yours truly, Joker Black, who caught you with one arm while the other holding various cards. He smirked and kissed your lips before walking away and preforming his act.

You bit your lip and smiled, brushing your thumb over your bottom lip and ran up to the stand, "We need one volunteer for this act! Any one?" Various faceless arms were raised and some were raising their lover's arms, biting their lips to hide their smiles.

The show continued on like a blur, various kids and adults coming up as volunteers. You walked back to the prison and hopped into your cell. Gray came and smiled at you. 

"(Y/N)-Chan! Joker is looking for you!" he smiled. You groaned and grabbed your hat, putting your mask back on. Your (E/C) eyes were gleaming as you stepping into the light. You met up with Black as you walked outside. 

"What do you want, Black? I'm tired from today," you sighed. You flinched from his next words. 

"What? I can't f***ing see my whore of a girlfriend?" he muttered while glaring out into the sky. You were used to his foul language and harsh words, but the word whore struck you hard. Rumors spread around town that you slept with any men you encountered while you were in a relationship.

You held back tears and blinked hard, wiping any stray ones. He looked behind and his face softened, but still stiff. He walked towards you and wrapped his strong arms around you, leaning down slightly and resting his face in your neck. 

"Gomen... (Y/N)," he muttered. You sniffled and pushed his chest in attempt to get space. One you were far enough, your (E/C) orbs met his pure red ones.

"It's okay.. I guess," You smiled.

"You and your guesses."

"Your so two-faced..."

"I know."

Okay... I'm sorry this is so short XD But I have absolutely no idea what to right for Joker... I don't even really know who he is. Is he two people? Is he one person but with two different personalities?! T^T 

I don't know what got me into writing this chapter for him... ^>^ I guess his hotness just screamed, "Write about me," *Wink wink*

0_0 Yeah..... Uhh... So uh... Sorry not sorry. 
I haven't been feeling good this weekend -_-*

Readers: Excuses excuses, puppy seriously?! *angry face*

Me: Gomen! T^T

Readers: -_-

Me: ..... Excuse me while I hid from the angry people. *runs*

Readers: GET BACK HERE!

Me: Stay nerdy my- Ow! Little Pu- OW! Puppies! P-P-Puppy-OW! Out! >.< Hey! Stop throwing the bacon away! T^T NUUUUU!!!!