carl's pov:
it was raining and there was horse shit all over carl's hair he decided to take a 95 year long shower where he rubbed all the shit out of his hair. he thought that he needed some groceries so he rode his medieval boat to shop right, once he got to shop right he saw a amazingly sexc hot yummalicious bone inducing red head....he hit him with a car to get his attention❤️.
ed's pov:
as soon as i woke up i swam 47 miles across the ocean to get to a shop right because i needed cheese spray and spam. when i was walking in the i saw the sexiest 4'2 little man i've ever seen hit me with his boat...i broke every single bone in my body and my eye fell out💔💔💔💔💔 but it's fine bc he's sexc.
time skip 2 days
carls pov:
i gave him 2 cents because i'm rich and cool and i stole someone's eye for him. he's in a coma lol i think he's gonna die but like did i ask lol. anyways i'm gonna steal his wallet and commit tax fraud.
time skip
69420 years
ed's pov:
i finally woke up i found out that carl stole my identity and moved to florida and now has a pet snake and alligator...i'm still in love with him tho so it's Gucci ig lol...i'm gonna find him i need too or i'll kms lol👍
