Sangwoo sat on da couch waiting for Trumpie to get home from makin dat bank at da strip club, when a light flashed in front of him....
And the sky daddy himself appeared....
RYO?
"Sangwoo..." The twink no2 Ryo said
"AHHHHH TF IS YOU?" Sangwee screamed
"Uh excuse you ugly ass, I'm god... anyways so I need you to do something for a bruddah," Ryo, "I need you brudda to birth second jesus."
"Tf why me?" Sangwoah asked
"Cause you ugly and killed ten people, perfect mother for dear jesus!"
"What if I say no?"
"I'll fucking bitch slap you..."
"Do it bitchboy" Sangwoo didn't want to have no baby
"Ugly ass hoe just birth the damn baby" Ryoah yelled, "Yk what I dont need yo approval, I can just use my cloud papi magic and boom the mf parasite will appear in you."
"Hell no you won't my g."
Anyways a baby popped into Snagwoos stomach and Ryo slapped the shit put of snagioe cause he was acting like a fucking bitch earlier.
"Anyways bye ugly have fun with my baby. DONT BE FUCKING RUDE OR I WILL WHOOP YO ASS" Ryo said as he disappeared back into sky daddy heaven...
Sangie was confused asf, he looked like he ate ten caucasian's.
So anyways Sangwoo was left with the parasite to raise 😍
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a/n
Why am I lowkey built like a titan
