-*Long Live the King...*-

Chapter 4 - War Cry

-(3rd person)-

-Techno was chilling, talking to PhilZA. Phil was relaxed against a chair, leaning against one of the many cobblestone walls buried beneath the antarctic pole. Techno sighed, starijg into a blazing fire, it's fumes dancing with a red flurry of heat, it's warm tendrils stretching throughout the room.

-"So," Phil began, "how's our diplomacy looking?"

-"Ehhhhh, could be better," Techno replied before briskly continuing, "We're still at war with Tommy, and Wilbur is currently our ally. Our pact with Florida still stands and those in the German Empire are leaning towards an alliance, as well," Techno finished.

-"So... in English, please?" Phil requested.

-Techno broke out in laughter, "I spent so long- saying it all out loud-! And you barely comprehend! HEHHHHHHHHH!?"

-"i'M sOrRy!!!" Phil replied.

-Technoblade sighed before restating, "Tommy, probably a dead man. Wilbur, gud boi.
Fit, also gud boi
Those of Germany, maybe gud bois."

-Phil nodded before saying, "Okay, let's yeet 'em. YAYAAAA!"

-Techno snorted before choking out, "You call THAT a battle cry!?"

-"well... yEa," Phil responded.

-Techno retorted with, "No no, THIS. This is a battle cry: 'GIMME POINTS! EEE!!!'"

-The two males broke out laughing, as Pete walked in to see the two just merely vibing. Pete casually walked away before the other two saw him there. The two males in the cobblestone-walled room slowly relaxed and sighed.

-Techno softly chuckled before bidding Phil farewell and leaving the room, walking through the fence-lined paths that made this base very... unique...

-Techno turned out into a corner where nobody else could see and looked directly at you. Yes, you.

-"Hi. You should all really go to yootoob and go to my channel and then su-" Techno was suddenly cut off, "H-HEY! IT'S SELLOUT TIME THOO-!!!"

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296 words. Not that long tbh. Eh, it's late so yeah. Thanks for reading if you actually got this far... I'm happy my story entertained you enough to stick around!

Other than that, remember folks...

TECHNO NEVA DIESS