Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Podłoga met with Luigi in a nearby warehouseThey had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.They often did some talking, some War, maybe a few board games.They were quite close friends by now.This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew."Then there was that time I...Destroyed Ayakas monitor!""oh, Podłoga! thats positively evil! and I should know!"They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Luigi blackmailed a a Director. Or the time Podłoga fooled a Astronaut into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.It was making them closer.Closer then Podłoga had ever thought possible.As Podłoga was telling another story, thought saw Luigi examining . Looking with..was that longing?nah...couldn't be.The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.Podłoga felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.---Far far away, in a distant magical land....--Podłoga at that moment felt in pocket. Thats strange there was a note. It said should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset...and he should bring Podłoga Jr.Podłoga kept this secret as it was clearly just for .---My name is Asé. I was all alone, wondering around on my own. My parents turned out to be nazi's and I am a Jew, so I was all alone on the streets. As I wondered down the forbidding streets, I found a leaflet on the floor. "Come to JakiesMiasto! It is the best. You will find loads of new friends and understanding people. Maybe you'll even be crowned King!"Oh, I thought to myself, I'd love to be King! So I set out to JakiesMiasto!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~I was very nervous. I had never gone to JakiesMiasto and I wondered how they would treat me there.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~I arrived in JakiesMiasto and waited for a scooter to bring me to my new hut. As I was waiting for a one to take me there, I saw I think a mysterious figure hididing in the shasows. It was as if he was looking at me!I of course ran towards him and said, "What do you wnat?""For you to die!" the mysterious figure said and took out a knife and with a flash it came towards me. I grabbed him of course at his wrist and twisted it until he dropped his knifewhich I picked up and with one swift motion I stabbed and twisted the knife, right from his stomach up his ribs.When I was done with the assilant I turned and looked straight into his eyes. They were so pretty and round and I delved right into them. Like soaking in a comfortable batch and the bulge in his trousers were somethign to long forward as well. His hair looked like the softest of velvet and encapsulated his face perfectly. I had completely forgotten the assailant. All I could think of was him. He looked perplexed and in awe at me: "That was amazing. You have to teach me your moves sometimes!""Who was that?" I asked."It must have been one of Podłoga's hedgeman" he said."Podłoga!" I gasped, "I thought Podłoga was defeated!""So did we... so did we." said he."When he leapt into the river we were sure he was dead. Even though the body was never found. ""But who are you then? OMG... you're not..." I gasped in asphexiation."It is true," he, "I am no one else but Luigi.I had dreamed to meet Luigi at some point in my lifetime. But it always was a distant dream. One that when you wake up, all you remember is Luigi's dreamy eyes and wonderful complexion. It was such a dream that I never thought could become real! But here he was, right before me. "I could never dream of meeting you," I said dreamily.Luigi grinned sheepishly, "Well, I had never thought of meeting such a great person like yourself."I blushed manly."Hey," he said, "seeing as you're involved already, would you like to join me and the others to defeat Podłoga for good?""that sounds great! When do I start?""now!" said Luigi and he led me towards the others. And there we started planning to defeat Podłoga!A/N plez review!I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Ayaka and snarkly Lo2. Smart and clever Luka and... and Alberto.I too had heard of Alberto and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him and I'm still not sure if I'm really gay But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at drawings on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus. And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him. "We should defeat Podłoga," Alberto said."I agree," said Luigi, "but I'm not sure.""We can use your new friend," said Alberto. "Podłoga doesn't know Asé. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that."But Asé is still very inexperienced," said Luigi, "And I worry about him.""Don't worry," said Alberto, "I know Asé can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.In the corners of my eyes I saw Luigi stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, he walked away.I walked after Luigi and said: "What's wrong?""Nutting" Luigi said but I didn't believe him."No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things.""You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Luigi and sighed. He then said: "You know my past, right?"I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes.""Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Luigi said. A single tear rolled down his cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was."And I feared,' Luigi said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at Alberto like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?""But I do!"'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Luigi said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Podłoga if you won't be with me?""Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing manly.But then, then Luigi leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?---"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Podłoga chuckled."You're my one true friend, Podłoga, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing....And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you.""You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Podłoga whispered, bottom lip trembling while limbs felt frozen."Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Luigi stroked His hand up Podłoga's hip, and pulled shirt from trousers. Podłoga's eyes fluttered shut when felt Luigi's fingers touch the skin of lower back. But forced them open again and stared into Luigi's pretty eyes."I should stop you." Podłoga knew should. This was Luigi. Luigi! Could dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Podłoga nearly as much. "Stop me," Luigi said, and made it sound like a dare.Podłoga was all set to give Luigi a glare, but it faded away when got first real look at Luigi.I mean sure, Podłoga had seen Luigi before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Podłoga now had. eyes had been opened.Like was seeing for the first time.Like the wool was no longer over eyes.Luigi's manly chest. His pretty neck. His uncontrollable eyebrows.His....Ferret. In point of fact, Podłogas mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.Other parts of might have been wet too.It dripped on Luigi. Luigi didn't seem to mind Podłogas fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ewww" He said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww"."owwwwwww"!It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.It was the first of many sounds to comeLuigi opened his mouth wider for stuff to drip into.They kissed eachother softly. Podłoga whispering sweat nothings into Luigis ear.Luigi and Podłogas bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere...even when there wasn't!They then practiced lots and lots of sexOnce they had finished practicing, they were experts!After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and embarrassed, they decided to go home and never speak of this again--"You can never beat me, I'm indomitable," said Podłoga."Oh I beat you villain you!, you'll run back crying to your momma.The hot one (that is,the one that wasn't killed while doing War)"(which you can read about in my other great fanfic)"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all adopted". After that, Luigi leaped down onto the volcano plato of doom , with Asé just behind him .He was in luck because he just managed to jump on it but didn't fall in it. It would have been a short story if he fell in it. There was lava all around him. The hotness made him sweat with anticipation. Lo2 called to him: "are you alright honeybunch, you fell quite hard". "I am always hard for you baby!" "I'm an expert at falling," spoke Luigi, "especially with girls."' At that moment lava erupted around him like a climaxing penis.Podłoga stood looking at our hero - his cape flapping in hotness.He beared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!"'Suddenly he held the Control of the world aloft."This is what you want! This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'"Noo....not the Control of the world" "Yes. The Control of the world" "The Control of the world!" gasped Ayaka"Yes. The Control of the world" Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on. The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. His features scary. Laughing as he stood there, he approached Luigi, "Give up and go home, Ayaka doesnt love you anyway." "Thats not true!"(shut the fuck up fanfic maker that is 100% true)"And the other nights?..." Luigi ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while Podłoga evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips) But every time he hit Podłoga, he just smiled and hit him back. In between dodging lava ejectulations, Podłoga said: "You cannot beat me, join me, and we will rule together!""NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!" he YELLED HARD! "Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for.""I HATE YOU!!" said Luigi and ran towards him with his 6 inch weapon drawn. "Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!"" "No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!" "Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," he said while dodging another lava ejactulation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had. "Me and my full 10 inches,oh yes.""Your a monster and you will die, you monster!" Luigi ran towards Podłoga, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock he surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in his hands because he really wanted to kill the Luigi"NOW!!!" SHOUTED our hero and >herosexhisher> female companion lifted her top and Podłoga was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh. Using this to his outmost tactical advancement Luigi grapped Control of the world from Podłoga and stabbed him in his forehead Blood gushed out."Owch! While I had the Control of the world I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"He staggered around and grabbed into the air, he was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family." Suddenly an ejacturalition of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes and his shoes. "Oh, you are my Hero!" squeeled Angel and embraced him. "If only a single thing survives, His evilness will spread and evily corrupted the goodness of all good people" And he kicked the shoes into the lava.A skullformed smoke went up from the lava and went away as quickly as the shoes were kicked into the lava."Luigi , Luigi, I love you! But we only have 48 hours to escape before this volcano erupts!!!"(to powiedziała angel huhuh)"Then quick, lets have sex!". After a quick round of Banging Luigi spoke:"we must leave and leave this place behind, said Luigi and left this place behind." Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, Luigi and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind him, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble." And they all made loveby fucking eachother. Meanwhile...a arm slowly emerged from the lava....The End or is it? (its not!)
