euphoria | tsukishima k.

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the alarm was beeping through the boy's room as y/n was aggressively swatting at it.

"what the hell are you doing?" kei grumbled out.

"MORNING VOICE!" y/n squealed out. she turned off the alarm with a swift hit before launching herself onto kei. she wrapped her arms around his shoulder swinging them back and forth.

"fuck shit calm down i get it!" the boy called in hopes she stopped. she sat up now straddling him with a sly smile.

"i have something planned for us today. and you can't say no."

"no."

"keiiiiiii, i said you can't say no you whore."

"no you."

"are you calling me a whore?"

"where are we going?"

"i- you bitch!" y/n said banging her head on keis chest to be dramatic. "you don't get to know it's a surprise."

.

[the fits]

the two had gotten dressed and kei was being pulled down the street by his loving girlfriend. through the time from leaving the house to the new train station.

the thing was y/n spent the last week planning the perfect date for the two. eventually, she came up with the idea of seeing the new dinosaur movie, revenge of the t-rex.

"what are we doing in front of a movie theater?" kei asked highly confused.

"it's date time bitch," y/n said before slamming some cash onto the counter request an adult and a child ticked.

"THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE A CHILD TO YOU!?" y/n screamed because the man handed her the children's ticket.

"i- should i be honest mam?"

"THE HELL WHO ARE YOU CALLING MAM YOU BASTARD!"

"i- i am so so sorry mam!"

"STOP CALLING ME MAM GOD DAMNIT!"

"i suggest you remain quiet," kei said to the cashier. he gulped at the intimating aura he was giving off.

"let's go bitch boy," y/n said handing him the children's ticket.

"i'm not a child?"

"yes you are i'm older."

"i don't even believe that shit."

"well i am take that!" y/n stuck her tongue out in a mocking way.

.

the two ended up watching the movie all the way through. when they exited the theater.

"so what did ya think?" y/n asked.

"oh god please tell me you didn't force yourself to watch a dinosaur movie just for me."

"i- well i mean," y/n started.

"thanks, it was good."

"did you just say thanks?"

"no."

"yes."

"no- is that kageyama?" kei asked. y/n looked over to see the setter sitting on the bench with meat buns.

"i think it is- wait is that hinata!?" kei looked to see the orange blob running towards kageyama.

"oh my god. what the fuck?"

"are you thinking what i am?"

"on 3?"

"1"

"2"

"3"

"date." the two said in sync. they looked other meeting the other's eyes.

"they so are!" y/n squealed walking towards the two.

"don't interrupt!" kei said pulling the girl back. she whined.

"i'm pushing them in the direction of love~"

"no."

"STOP WITH THE NO'S!"

"no."

"i did that to myself didn't i."

"yes you did."

a/n: good day baby I hope you are doing good remember I love you

HAIKYUU MEME