Bonus 3

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      Caleb was walking down the sidewalk to the supermarket, he had shadow with him. Walking inside, he went to the dairy aisle, trying to remember which kind of milk he needed to get. Shrugging he just grabbed one, hoping it was the right one, then went on to get food. The only other person in the aisle was a woman with sunglasses, a blue shirt, black skirt, and crocs on. He was minding his own business, getting a couple of pop tarts and other essentials when the woman noticed.
      Caleb was about to leave when the woman ran over, "excuse me sir, but where did you get that plush?" She asked with little patience. "A friend gave it to me," Caleb answered, "my daughter would love that plush, hand it over!" She exclaimed, holding out her hand, ready to take the plush. Caleb sighed, "listen lady, I have to get home, and you don't take something that isn't yours," Caleb then walked away. The lady had now lost her patience, and ran after Caleb who had just finished checking out. "If you don't give my daughters toy back I'm calling the police!" She screamed.
      "Uh huh, and I'm sure they'll believe the middle age woman who's trying to get crocs back into style," Caleb said walking out of the market, the cashier was hunched over laughing. This angered the woman even more as she started running after Caleb. "Didn't your parents ever teach you to respect your elders," she screamed after she caught up to Caleb. "Elder? But I thought you were middle aged, wait! You use hair dye to look younger, isn't that right grandma?" Asked Caleb. "THATS IT!! GIVE ME YOUR MANAGER!!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.
      "First of all, turn down your hearing aid, and secondly, here's my manager," Caleb said, holding up his hand, leaving the woman confused. "And he's gonna break your spine if you don't stop harassing me," Caleb said. The woman started backing away, calling 911 in the process. Caleb teleported home, and the woman was spluttering out words, how was she going to tell this to the police?
     
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Yeah yeah, this was mildly short as well, but I'm trying okay? See ya MetalSticks!!

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