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Kiss-edd

A new kid has moved into the cul-de-sac, Nathan Kedd Goldberg. He is a strange yet very charming guy with green hair and is filthy rich. He's invited all the kids to his place for a house warming party. And makes everyone play spin the bottle for his amusement of course.

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"listen Sockhead that kid is filthy rich don't you think it's strange for him to have moved here. This stupid boring little cul-de-sac," exclaimed Eddy, as he sat on the couch placing his feet on the coffee table in the middle of Edds's living room.
"Eddy please restrain yourself from putting your feet on the coffee table, I just sanitized it."

Eddy just looked at Edd not moving an inch.
The sockhead just sighed in defeat accepting the fact that he would have to sanitize it once again after the other two Eds left.

"oh! Oh! Maybe he's a pirate with a trunk full of booty!!" said Lumpy poking his head out of the kitchen door with a mouth full of gravy.

Edd couldn't help but stare as the gravy fell from Ed's mouth to the once clean floor. He winced at the sight of it.
" Messy.Messy.Messy. Ed."

" oh chill out Double D you can always clean after "

"Yeah chill out Double D"

"Oh boy. I-i supposed you're not wrong," replied Edd in defeat as he approached the couch to sit next to Eddy. But as he sat down the doorbell rang.

"Oh, visitors " teased Eddy.

" I wonder who that could be " Edd approached the door to open it.

"NO!!! Double D it could be a monster trying to eat your juicy brain!"

"pour nonsense," said Edd as he opened the door only to be met by two big buff men in black suits, wearing black shades and ear peace one was holding a gift bag full of candy and an envelope. Edd mustard some words to speak as the other Eds watched from behind in pure dead beat silence.

" h-How may I help you gentlemen's?"

" young master Nat is inviting you to a party at his place,"  said one of the men as the other handed over the invitation and gift bag.

" Oh, I will be sure to attend, thank you very much."

"Ay, big guy what about me and Lumpy over here are we not invited "  asked Eddy pushing Double D to the side.

"We were not aware of your location so we left your invitation and the gift at your door as for the other boy his sister and him have been given the same invitation "

"Excuse me, Eddy," said Edd as he pushed Eddy out if the way " thank you very much for the invitation we will be attending have a good day"

"Thank you, you to "

Edd closed the door behind him.
" do you see what  this means Double D we can scam this kid it's a perfect opportunity "

"Double D those men were scary "

" Eddy no please restrain yourself from trying to scam the new neighbor he has been nice enough to invite us over to a party we've never been invited to a party before ."

"Mhhhh your right, but I'm going to watch this guy and study him to see how exactly I can scam him in the future. This kid is stinking rich I tell you he has butlers, security or whatever they were"