- Chapter 27 - New Years -

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  "Mmmmmmmmmoommmy!"

"Yes Ouma?"

"I want this New Years to be special for me and Shumai! So what should I do?"

"Oh, well Uhm I don't really know..." Tojo said as she rubbed the back of her neck.

"Awww come on! I can't ask anyone else! I mean Iruma would say to have sex with him, Shirogane would say to have sex with him, and everyone reading this damn fanfic wants me to have sex with him!"

"Ouma you need to stop breaking the forth wall, we are getting complaints about how expensive flex-tape is right now." Tojo scolded.

"So? This is a goddamn Saiouma book, let me do what I want!" Ouma whined.

"*sigh* whatever...anyway, why don't you just calm down and spend the rest of the day with Saihara. Knowing how loving he is to you, he would probably think that spending time with you would make it the best New Years ever," Tojo suggested.

"Yeah Shushu is like that sometimes," Ouma mumbled.

"Ah Kokichi and Tojo! Mind if I join you guys for lunch?"

The two looked behind them and saw Saihara running to them. "Oh heyyy Shumai! Of course you can join us!"

Once Saihara caught up to the two, Ouma hugged him and Tojo just smiled and waved. (Smile and wave boys, smile and wave)

"Heyyy Shuichi, remember when I sung Emo Boy to you~?"

"How can I forget a moment like that," Saihara sighed. "But why bring it up?"

"Because~," Ouma stood on his tippy toes and leaned into Saihara's ear. "I want you to fuck me emo bo-mft!"

"NOPE! DONT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF TO- wait, where did Tojo go?!" Ouma looked around, and yep there was not Tojo to be seen.

"The hell? Is mom an enderman!?"

"Pfttthahaha! Tojo ran away from the gayness!" Iruma laughed.

"AH! Oh Jiminy Christmas Iruma, you scared me!" Saihara sighed as he rested his hand on his heart.

"Yeah yeah whatever, oh and don't think about bringing your gayness to the dinning hall! I am going in there and I don't want to see Saihara the virgin try to flirt!" Iruma laughed as she walked towards the dinning hall.

"Well I guess lunch is canceled..." Saihara sighed.

"Hey Shuichi! What do you want to do before New Years!"

"O-oh Uhm, I guess just hanging out with you?"

"Jeez, mom was right," Ouma mumbled.

"Sorry, what was that?"

"Ah nothing! But if that's what you want to do, then lllllet's do itttt!" Ouma cheered as he grabbed Saihara's hand and dragged the detective to the library. "Let's play some checkers and card games! Look I even have the gift you gave me for Christmas!" Ouma pulled out the checkers board, checkers pieces, and deck of cards that Saihara had given to him for Christmas.

They played and played until Ouma noticed that it was starting to get dark. He checked the time and saw that it was 9:40. "WOAH! Shuichi look, it's been hours!" Saihara leaned over and looked at the time.

"Oh man, your right," he lightly chuckled. "It's way past dinner too."

"When you said dinner my stomach growled..." Ouma mumbled as he grabbed his stomach.

"Heh me too," (actually...me three...)

"Want to go and get some very late dinner?"

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