Better than friends? || Saiouma/Oumasai

- Chapter 26 - Christmas Part Two -

  The video has nothing to do with this chapter but I love it anyway. Also from the time I am posting this, it is my birthday, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Also I just watched all of the Borat movies with my family this night, and oh my god! I have never laughed so hard in my life and be embarrassed at the same time.

"This is definitely not the Christmas I expected to have..." Saihara told Akamatsu.

"Hm what are you talking about~?" Akamatsu teased. She was DONE, she had to babysit Iruma for basically the whole party, but she gave up once Gokuhara and Hoshi left to sleep.

  "Well for one, I have a dildo in my pocket right now, making me really uncomfortable, and my boyfriend is singing 3 Musketeers with the person that gave it to me," Saihara sighed.

  "Iruma gave you a what!?" Akamatsu blushed.

"Yeah a fricking dildo," Saihara laughed.

"Y-you mean it's j-just in your pocket right now!?" Akamatsu continued to blush.

"Yeah she gave it to me as a gift to Ouma."

"A-are you gonna g-give it to him?"

"What no! I'm not a pervert that gives my boyfriend...'toys'...for Christmas!" Saihara argued, starting to blush.

"Then what are you gonna do with it, I mean you kept it..."

"W-well Iruma wasn't gonna leave me alone if I didn't! And also I have no idea what to do with it," Saihara said as he pulled it out of his pocket.

"Ahhhh! D-DONT JUST PULL IT OUT!" Akamatsu covered her eyes.

"Wooow look at this, your showing piano girl my amazing invention!" Iruma cheered. The two jumped and looked over at her.

"Ah!" Saihara put the dildo back in his pocket. "I-Iruma! When did you finish your duet with Kokichi!?"

"Oh a second ago~! Oh and he seems pretty damn horny for you~," Iruma smirked.

"E-EXUSE ME!?!"

"I mean just wait for when the music plays~," Iruma continued to smirk as she sat in between the two.

"He's singing again?" Saihara facepalmed.

"Wow what a nice boyfriend~, you don't like your boyfriend singing for you~?" Iruma teased.

"What no! K-Kokichi's voice is very pretty and beautiful...I mean even when he sings these types of son-,"

"THIS ONE IS FOR MY BELOVED SHUICHI! I hope you enjoy~~," Ouma smirked as Tojo walked off the stage with a disappointing look. It was like she had just seen her child doing something 'unspeakable', that thought in Saihara's mind didn't help with his growing nervousness.

The music started to play and immediately Saihara knew what was playing. He slouched into his seat as he tried to hide his blushing face in his sweater. Iruma started snickering as Akamatsu sat a bit confused as Ouma started to sing.

"HEY EMO~! HEY HEY EMO BOY~," Ouma sang.

Saihara slid out of his seat and tried to crawl away only to spot Momota and Harukawa looking at him weirdly.

"H-hi."

"Why is Ouma sing this song to you?" Harukawa said.

"SAW THIS BOY AT THE MALL LAST WEEK, GOT THE KIND OF LOOK TO MAKE ME FREAK!" Ouma continued to sing as he smirked at Saihara. He was trying so hard not to laugh at his boyfriend's reaction. Iruma was dying from laughter as Akamatsu still sat confused. The others also looked confused, some understanding and just acting like they can't hear.