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Stories from Primary Industries

💖OH BOY HERE WE GO!💖

Just an FYI, Primary Industries is a class where we learn about the well-being and health of animals and how to look after them, as well as some legal stuff surrounding that.

Yesterday one of my classmates in PI couldn't figure out how to open one of the gates and it took about ten minutes for her to figure it out (with our teacher going "have you ever put the circle in the square hole? It's like that" in the most deadass sarcastic tones ever, with a massive grin) and then she couldn't figure out how to open the other gate (don't worry, she eventually did).

Today in Primary Industries, we were letting the sheep go after clipping their hooves, and one of the lambs was stupid and couldn't find the gate so it just ran up and down the fence and when we finally got it out of the yards, some guy in my class goes "well that's a stupid one" and my teacher, my fricking TEACHER goes "mm, we should call it Rowan" and so I laugh and say "come on, sir, we should at least call it Shakira" and he goes "oh, yeah, I guess so" and as we're leaving, Shakira goes ahead to put some rubbish in the bin and then sir calls us all back and when she gets back to us, one of us goes "oh congratulations, you figured out the gate!"

One time, we had to bring the Ram (and wether- male sheep with no balls) up for Drenching and Vaccinations and we're all down at the paddock and blocking the gate and stuff and own guy is in the other paddock next to it because he's a pussy (come on, I'm five feet tall and have no muscles, why the fuck aren't I behind the fence? Because I'm not a pussy. That's why. Fuck you, Liam) and another dude opens the gate, and slams it in the Ram's face and we're all giggling because he's deadass talking to the Ram, telling him "nah, nah mate, you aren't gunna get me, nah, no- no-!" like having a full conversation with it while it tries to headbutt him and then the dude goes "come on mate, I'm an Airbender!" as he leads the Ram out the gate.

Yes, I have interesting friends. Most of which are dumbasses. I love them though, the idiots💖 😘😘