Ninjago Would You Rather

Outro

Kai: What a ride we had! I had NO idea lots of people would like to marry me. I would absolutely LOVE to marry you guys but I don't think Skylor would approve. 

Oh, and I couldn't stop smiling at the sight of people choosing their families over Jaya. *Sheds happy tears* I know they're engaged and I helped Jay and all, but that ship is just meh. *Pukes uncontrollably*

You know what? I'm kidding. They look cute together. I ask Nya every day regarding the arrival of their babies. I know that's something weird to ask a baby sister, but I'm Kai and weird is my middle name. I also have a list of their children's names. I'll read them out-

Producer: *Whispers* No one wants to know that.

Kai: *Nods* Also, I had a meltdown when I found out the majority of you picked Lloyd over me. *Sheds a tear* Seriously, what do you see in his hair? My hair is the definition of perfection. *Flips hair as if it's long* 

Oh, and I forgot to ask some Pixane questions. My bad. Pixane will probs come and hunt y'all down next year. I'm surprised nobody decided to hit me with a pan for that. Now that I said that, I realized I look a lot like Eugene but without facial hair cause Rapunzel technically married a guy a decade older than her.

I don't know why I'm telling you this nut- I mean, but... Yeah, that's how the sentence ends. Oh, and I'd also like to say thank you for bearing with me and my one-of-a-kind and out-of-this-world questions.  

 I love you, Pretzels! *Winks* Till next time! *Salutes*

BONUS!

Would you rather kiss a donkey

or 

kiss Zane's robot bottom