Warning: immense tapping up ahead.
°Connor POV°
As I sit on the couch reading one of the copies of The Book Of Arnold I feel the couch dip slightly as someone sits beside me. I look up to see Kevin, just kinda sitting there. I can tell he wants to ask me a question.
"Hello Kevin."
I smile at him and put the book down, directing all of my attention towards him. He looks so serious... He puts a hand on my thigh and very seriously asks, "Have you ever tap danced naked."
I look at him with pure confusion and just shake my head slightly.
"Umm...no can't say that I have."
"Why."
"Because there's a lot of movement."
He just kinda sits there and shrugs his shoulders. After he leaves, I go to my room and put on my tap shoes. I need to practice anyway. I make up a mini tap routine and go to Kevin's room.
"What are you doing?"
He sits up on his bed and looks very...very confused.
"This isn't exactly what you asked for but here I go anyway."
I do a little tap routine and he claps very loudly.
"THAT WAS SOMETHING INCREDIBLE!"
He walks up to me and hugs me tightly. I back out of the embrace and do another tap routine,
*tappitty tap tap, taptap*
"THE GAY!?"
His eyebrows furrow in confusion but his expression soon changes to surprise and excitement.
"The gay."
'And then they fucked and did the gay and happily ever after. Connor is still debating on doing a naked tap dance."
YOU ARE READING
Some Book Of Mormon stories.
FanfictionYet another "book" that I've wrote. It's not finished, it's just kind of here for random BoM ideas.
