Note:
*Asterisk* mean scene or action the character is doing
(Brackets) mean Kenny is talking
{Curly} brackets mean whispering
[Square] brackets mean mind
I'm sorry if the story is short but I hope you still
ENJOY~
Clyde: Yeah bye guys see you tomorrow
*Clyde was walking out of football practice before he stops and spots a tall white blonde laying on a wall smoking*
*Clyde was staring at the tall handsome figure before him blushing*
*The handsome figure looks at Clyde and winked at him*
*Clyde blush even harder*
*The handsome figure chuckled and came walking towards Clyde*
???: Hey Clyde
Clyde: H...hey Ken...Kenny
Kenny: What you doing?
Clyde: J...just coming out of practice
Kenny: Oh really~
Kenny: When's the last game?
Clyde: Ummmm this Friday
Clyde: Why?
Kenny: I may or may not come
Clyde: W...what really
Kenny: I'm not sure?
Kenny: I'll let you know *wink*
*Clyde blush at the action that Kenny did*
~HONK HONK~
Cartman: HURRY THE FUCK UP CLYDE
Cartman: HEIDI MAKING MY FAVORITE DINNER
Clyde: COMING!!!
Kenny: I see you got to go
Clyde: Yeah
*Kenny went close to Clyde and put his hands around Clyde's hips and whisper something in Clyde's ear*
Kenny: {Text me when your done~}
Clyde: O...okay
*Kenny backed up and kiss Clyde on the cheek and winked at him and left a blushing Clyde*
~HONK HONK~
*Clyde got out of his dazes and looked at the car and run up to it*
*Before he can grab the door handle the car drove up a little to make it out his reach*
*Clyde try reaching the door handle again, but the car did it again*
Clyde: STOP IT, BRO
Cartman: Ok, ok I'll stop
Clyde: Really
Cartman: NOPE
*Cartman drove off*
Clyde: Fuck me
*Clyde starts chasing after the car*
~At home~
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