Hey, My name is Kortney.. I'm 13, and I wrote this little book for the bulk of you guys who wanna know who I am... I hope you like my little book <3
Chapter 6: Some things you're about to learn about little 'ol me.
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So. I'm going to tell you guys some really unwanted facts about me :). They aren't that weird when it comes to weird facts about a person. They're pretty average on the scale. Now that right there folks is a visual presentation of me lying to myself. Anyway I'm gonna hop into it.
1: I can pick up almost anything with my feet ;-;. Not just the small stuff. Like, paper towel rolls, ranch bottles, water bottles. Stuff like that-
2: I have an unhealthy obsession over the following: Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Evans, and Sebastian Stan. Oh cant forget Tom Holland. Stop judging me.
3: My Name is Kortney.
4: My username was inspired by one of the members in BTS named Jungkook, one of his nicknames from army is Kookie. So. Yeah.
5: My best buddy's name is Netflix I'd love to introduce them to you one day <3
6: I love the smell of gas, like car gas. Also the gas that you smell when you have the eye on your stove on for too long with nothing on it. Yeahhhh.
7: I read a lot of articles on shit that's happening in the world right now. Did you know that they found a new form of Covid in pigs- I-
8: I'm not a horse girl, but i've been going through a faze that I walk on all fours like a horse, and my mum always looks at me like I have some kind of disorder.
9: I have a rap song- that only my best friend knows about..
10: I love the yellow froot loop.
11: I low-key imagined August to be fine as hell. AND THEN, I SAW A WHOLE GUY ON TIKTOK WHO LOOKED LIKE HIS DESCRIPTION
12: I get attached to people really easily and it ends up hurting me in the end.
13: I wake all the way up out my sleep to flip my pillow to the cold side.
14: I can get ready to tell you about a dream I just had and then forget.
15: I sniff everything before I eat it.
16: I like to drink the pickle juice after all the pickles are gone.
17: Did I show yall how fine Chris Evans is? Hold up.
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Stop Judging me.
If you liked the chapter, I'll be waiting for you in the next on kid. I'll see you then?
