Michael's POV
Right now Jarad is pissed off with me for the stupidest reason. In my opinion, he's overreacting. "Mikey why the fuck would you punch her in the pussy?! Nigga that's technically sexual assault!" I roll my eyes, "Jarad if you don't calm yo ass down. And that bitch deserved a pussy punch for her trying to embarrass me and shit and make me look bad."
What happened was me and Jarad went to his cousin Jahseh's house and Jah's bitchy girlfriend was trying to embarrass me and make me look bad it front of everybody there.
"Michael, you know her ass is crazy, she might try to press charges."
"You're overthinking this. How about I get you a drink or something cuz you do this when your sober."
"What are you tryna say? I'm offended!" He dramatically gasps. "Nigga your always offended."
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Me and Jarad are lying in bed watching Rick and Morty then we hear a Ring. "Hello?" He questions picking up the phone. But sense I wanna know who he's talking to I grab the phone and put it on speaker. It was Jahseh. "Aye man my girls trying to press charges on Mikey for assault and I tried to get her to calm down but she's really pissed about it. "I told you she would..." he glared at me. AGAIN it's that bitches fault.
Flashback
"Oh my god that crazy! Your ex and Michael have one thing in common, they both have had the same std." she laughs. What the fuck!? This bitch! I've never had a fucking std! Everyone gasps and looks at me. "What the hell!? I've never had in my life no motherfucking std!"
"Sweetie you don't have to lie. How about you also tell about that time you smacked that 14 year olds ass?" She smirks while everyone gasps again. "Nigga what-" someone says. I've had it with this bitch and her lies!
Then I just punch her. I didn't realize where until I saw her put her hand on her crotch. Oops- "Mikey!" Jarad yells. Jah was trying so hard not to laugh. "Baby do something!" She yells at him. "Aye don't put me in this." He backs up. I grab Jarads hand and walk out cuz I'm done with her. I don't know who she thinks she is.
Flashback over
"She said that she's gonna break Michael's dick sense he broke her pussy." I should press charges on her for making threats like that. Change my mind I'm to lazy to even get up to piss. Then I hear arguing.
Ok I'm tired of writing now and I'd make a part two but I'm pretty sure no one wants one cuz that was just weird. I don't know what made me think of this shit. But uh pip pip Cheerio bwy bye!
