Toby:My husband is on a cruise so I'm going to cut the sleeves off all my shirts
Henry:whyyyyyy
Toby:he's 89% of my impulse control
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Dave:Rupert, what's friends with benefits?
Rupert: ummm friends that are really really REALLY close.
Dave:are we friends with? benefits
Rupert:*starts choking*.
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Toby:I think I'm gonna get these pens
Fredrick:Toby,that's gay
Toby:Fredrick we've been married for three years-.
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Ellie:A's your best friend
Henry:Charles is my best friend
Ellie:*shoots Charles* as your best friend
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Henry Stickmin one shots and incorrect quotes
FanficProbably some ships I do ship but requests are open so yeah also one rule no x readers oki oki(also probably a bit Sven x Henry childhood au because yes)
