jason and lari staired at lindy love in their clearly stupid eyes. they watched her hold hands with oily london and growled like a rhino mixed with a hippopotamus. lindy giggled while saying ":giggle:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teeheeee!!!!! i love u oily <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and jason and lari staired with madness in their legs!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so then jason punched oil head in the face and oil head died
"NOOOOO OIL HEAD!!!" cryed lindy, :sobsobsobsob:. oil head/oily london then died so lindy skipped over to the oval to play tips with the yr 5 boys. jason and lari saw her and immediately started combing their hair and putting on stupid heroic expressions cuz they were dumb buttheads and had pea brains
:gigglegigglegiggle: licking her dead flaky lips lindy walked up to jason and lari and shook her ugly unsanitised hands with them. lari and jason felt madly in love until ms fillipi came up and yelled at everyone for sum more deep thinking!!!!!!
so off they hopped into the library, lindy put on some hand sanitizer which waz good since her hands wer uglay. jason and lari wanted to sit next 2 her but jason got there first... dundundun
lari PUNCHED jason in the face while jason poked him back with brutal force. lari fell over and his big head got bumped and looked like a giant mosquito bite. lari then got up and poured sand hanitiser into lari's face and lari looked like he was going to die lol
so then lindy said "STOPSTOPSTOP!" in her posh voice and the two guys apologised and became best friends with eachother and lindy and didnt die the end
