Jujutsu Kaisen: Absolute Chaos

Absolute Chaos

Recently got into jjk and love the main cast. I just needed to get this out of my system so here's the crew doing random stuff based on some of my own experiences with my friends.

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"I'm hungry!" Itadori complained loudly, Kugisaki grunting in agreement.

"We'll be back home soon and we can get something to eat," Fushiguro replied mildly.

"Ugh, that's going to take way too long!" Kugisaki complained. "Oh! Look, we're in luck! There's a mikan tree over there, I'm taking some."

"Kugisaki that's in someone's garden, it's private property," Fushiguro sighed.

"And? The fence looks pretty easy to jump."

"Grab me one too!" Itadori said.

"No way! Get your own!"

Kugisaki was already leaping up to grab the top of the wall separating her and the fruit. As she was hauling herself over Itadori followed after her, climbing much more gracefully. Fushiguro just watched stunned and exasperated. He considered just leaving them behind. Instead he somehow started serving as a lookout, ready to warn the other two if anyone was coming their way.

It took about 15 minutes before they jumped back down to the ground beside him. Kugisaki had gathered three mikan while Itadori had two, one of which he tossed at Fushiguro. Apparently they had taken their time selecting the fruit, finding the best the tree had to offer. That made Fushiguro feel that much worse about stealing, even as he began to eat the mikan Itadori had given him. He had been just as hungry as the others even if he hadn't admitted it.

As Kugisaki bit down on her last mikan she glanced at Fushiguro before barking out a laugh. "What's that look for? Have you never stolen fruit before?"

"No," he answered bluntly.

"Geez, this isn't a big deal. Snatching fruit, and sometimes vegetables, was basically a game for me as a kid. How about you, Itadori?"

"Huh? I never really did anything like this either. But it seemed pretty harmless and I was hungry."

"You two are idiots..."

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"Itadori!" Fushiguro whispered.

"What? Why are you whispering?" He said.

Fushiguro glared at him before pulling him outside and around a corner where hopefully no one would hear them. "I need you to make up an excuse as to why I'm missing for Gojo-sensei's lesson."

"You are going to skip class?

"Gojo-sensei himself skips half the time! Kugisaki's birthday is coming up and I haven't bought her anything. She'll be a pain if I don't get her a present but if she knows I'm going shopping she'll try to tag along." Itadori's face paled. "Oh no. You haven't gotten her anything either, have you?"

"Take me with you Fushiguro! I don't even keep track of the date. What is it now, July 13th?"

"It's the 4th of August."

"Oh. What-"

"Kugisaki's birthday is on the 7th. If you're going to tag along let's just go."

"Right!"

The two boys ended up at the closest shopping centre and started wandering around. It became evident quite quickly that they had no idea what to get for their classmate. Kugisaki herself liked shopping for clothes but Fushiguro wasn't confident enough in his fashion sense to pick something Kugisaki wouldn't laugh at. Itadori believed he could pick something she'd like but he was so indecisive that they weren't getting anywhere.