𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳. || 𝘆𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳

Chapter 2: I-

Nishinoya POV

~~About an hour before Yaku tried on that dress~~

"Bro."

"Bro."

"BRO!!!"

"bRo!!!"

"CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY'RE LETTING US COME??" Ryu shrieked, squealing like he was possessed by a teenage girl in highschool.

"I KNOW RIGHT???" Noya shrieked back, mimicking Ryu's actions."Bro, how did you even convince Kiyoko-san to let us come?? "

"I honestly don't know- BUT WE'RE HERE ANYWAY SO EWIEDKKWOFKJDLLSKKFDLLE" Ryu screeched, somehow talking in keyboard smash.

"What are we supposed to do though?" Noya suddenly asked, confused. "Also didn't Kiyoko-san ask us to meet up with her at Wendy's?"

a/n: someone tell me hwat the hwell wendys tastes like- ive never been there? 🙄

"Wait wha-" Ryu stopped in his tracks. "But last time I checked- MegaMall doesn't have a Wendy's???" He marched over to a security guard like the stoic, suave man that he is. "SIR-" He suddenly recoiled and cleared his throat. The next time he spoke he sounded like he was either on helium or got possessed by a teenage girl for real this time. "S-sir, uhm, do you know if- if there's a... uhm... Wendy's here?"

Noya almost choked on air out of laughter- What the hell was Ryu doing anyway? Was he doing it for the gag or was he just being an idiot again? Noya just laughed like an idiot on the mall floor, rolling side to side and cackling till he couldn't breathe.

By the time he regained his non existent composure, Ryu was gone for some reason. Noya sat up and looked around, looking for the mall guard Ryu had just spoken to earlier.

He couldn't be found. Instead, in his place, stood another guard, busy talking to an elderly woman.

Noya jumped to his feet, just about to yell Ryu's name before remembering the mall had multiple buildings. Why did malls do that? They're stupid and it's harder to get from place to place. I guess it makes renovation easier? Noya pushed those thoughts to the back of his mind, focusing on the mission at hand. Operation FWTFRWT, or FoWaTFRoWaT for short, Find Wherever The Fuck Ryu Went To.

The brunette looked around for a desk or cashier he could go to to ask where Wendy's was located, sliding on his weird sneakers-with-rollerskates-at-the-heels.

The lady at the cashier looked at him, puzzled. "Sir this is MegaMall. We only sell clothes and other items here."

Noya gasped dramatically, almost fainting. Did this mean... Kiyoko-san tricked them?!!!!! 😳😳😳 He fell to the floor, his face turning into that weird Buddha face.

"Uh- sir?" The desk lady asked, looking at him. One look at him and the desk lady shrugged, figuring that it was normal in this weird manga world.

Once Noya got over his shock, he sat up once again. Did this mean Ryu went home? he wondered.

Then he remembered he had a phone.

A fUcKiNg PhOnE.

Noya took out his iPhone and texted Ryu, furiously typing out his message.

homieee 😩
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BRO WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO I CANT BELUEVE YOU LEFT ME?????? 😩🙄😒
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He was just about to toss his phone away, which was probably a bad idea but not the worst, until he turned his head.

WHY WAS HE IN THE GIRLS SECTION?????

Oh look Yaku's there too.