"Now from the top make it drop that's some w3t a$$ pus$y"
You and Brook start to sing the song because it's been all over Tik Tok lately and you've pretty much memorized the dance.You and Brooke are both walking into the school and Mina hears you chant it and dance a little with Brooke.
"Hey what's that dance? It looks fun!!!" Mina looks at both of you and you show her a video.
"It's kinda strange but it's fu-" Brooke gets cut off
"Let's do it!!!!" Mina says.
"Okay let's just get Sero, Izuku, Ochaco, and Tsu to do it too!!!" You say. As you are getting your camera set up, Brooke taps on your shoulder.
"Dude what about Mineata? Bro I don't want him watching us do the dance." Brooke looks and gestures to him.
"Bitch he can go die in a hole." You respond quickly
5 min later and everyone has it set up. Izuku, Mina, Ochako, Tsu, Brooke, Sero, you and Brooke all are standing outside the classroom ready to do the dance. Just then you hear Mineata talking in the corner. You also hear another strange voice too. All of you look over and see Mineata and Denki with a camera out. Brooke isn't having it.
"Mineata... what is ur fugly ass doin out here with this pika pika bitch?" Brooke says in a sassy voice causing everyone to look over.
"What she's trying to say is what are you guys doing hiding behind the corner" You say trying to hold her back.
"Brooke, how about we all just get along and do our dance with them." Mina says
"No, I'll just watch the butts shake and the boobs bounce." Mineata says winking at you
"Okay. I'm done where's Momo? I need a knife." You say as you start pacing the floor. You almost were about to kick him but you were then stopped by a scarf. It was Aizawa.
"Get to class everyone. It looks late for this." Mr. Aizawa says as he yawns
"Okay come on just 5 min and we'll be done" Tsu and Ochako beg.
"Fine. Mineata, Denki, let's go to class" Aizawa says
"Dude I didn't even do anything. Aww" Denki says as he walks away
"Okay fine you can join the dance" You say because Denki didn't do anything.
Now that everyone is in place. Brooke pressed start.
"From the top make it drop that's some wet a$$ pu$$y now get a bucket and a mop that.." Just then everyone except you and Brooke started to blush and stop dancing. After the song was done, they all looked at you and Brooke.
"Umm (y/n), Brooke, do you know that song means?" Tsu looks at you with a tilted head.
"Yea umm it's a little inappropriate you know what i'm saying?" Ochako replied
"What do you mean? It's just a cat with a wet behind. What's wrong with that" Deku asks, confused.
"Wait I thought the word pussy means-"
"It means cat! Correct? Cat OKAY?! Denki. It means a cat with a wet behind!" Sero says trying to conceal Deku's innocence.
"Well I mean the word pussy actually means a woman's" Brooke starts to say
"Why are you extras talking about a pussy? Grow up damn extras" Bakugou says as he come from the corner
"Herghrioerheorgu5to. Whattttt we weren't talking about anythingggg" Brooke says as she starts to blush
"Brooke... Umm chile anyways soo. Yea we were doing a dance. It's called WAP. Ya got a problem with it?" You say as you were trying to get Brooke to refunction.
"WAP? What's that? Never mind I don't care it sounds dumb. Go fuck yourself" Bakugou says as he starts to walk away.
"Bakugou! That's not a nice thing to say. Say sorry-" Mina gets cut off
"HA JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY DID" You and Brooke yell out loud by accident. Well not accident that's just your normal response when someone tells you to fuck yourself.
"Well fauk...." You say to Brooke
"What did you just say?" Bakugou turns
"Did I hear that right?" Tsu adds
"I need a church." Sero starts to pray
"How do you fuck youself- Ohhh" Deku says
"Forgive me father for we have sinned." Asahi says from a different realm
"Go to class. I'm not telling you again." You can hear Mr. Aizawa from inside the classroom
"You either do the dance in front of the whole school or you go to class" Aizawa adds
"Alright bet." You can hear Brooke say
"NO" Everyone yells at her.
"I meannn I'll do it to-" You say
"NOOOOO" They say again
"Freakin Boomers." Brooke adds
"I like when things go boom. Especially in my pants"
"Mineata I will pay Bakugou to go Boom Boom to you" You take a ball out of his head and try to shove it in his mouth.
Dude literally I don't have any time to update at all. I stg online school really ain't it. Anyways happy Halloween.
YOU ARE READING
MHA meets GEN Z
AdventureYou and ur BFF brook both somehow manage to end up with the MHA universe. Brook has a teleportation quirk and your quirkless. With only one year there you have to live it to the fullest. Will you, Sing Sofia the first? Teach them Tik Tok dances? ...